{Animus}

[adstring_npc]

this is too straightforward

too expected
too familiar

let it fall to the other direction

reverse!

Comments

[checkmychainyo]

Hey-hey-hey! Cool it! Nobody lords over The Cat like 'dis!

[adstring_npc]

you're not a cat

can you even purr

[checkmychainyo]

Listen, bub, I'm a tom cat: I can purr, I can claw, and I rule the cool.

[adstring_npc]

you can't purr
it takes a special organ
also you're not hairy enough

[checkmychainyo]

Woah, you're either a punk that can't get hip to this or one serious closet case.

[Flipped!Kurapica is not very smart or observant.]

[adstring_npc]

we have plenty of hips

we keep throwing them out

mew for us

[checkmychainyo]

Cut the gas, man. You aren't makin' a lick of sense. Nobody throws out the hip.

[adstring_npc]

but we're old and fragile
don't mock the elderly!

[checkmychainyo]

Hold the phone! Didn't know you were Big Daddies. Sorry 'bout that, play it cool.

[adstring_npc]

we will play it very cool

we even have ice

[checkmychainyo]

Yeah-yeah, glad to hear it. Just hope that means you don't go gettin' any funny ideas.