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Feb 07, 2007 14:59

'No evidence' of Guantanamo abuse

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6340457.stm

"An investigation has found no evidence of mistreatment at Guantanamo Bay after some guards allegedly bragged about beating detainees, the US army says...

...Col Bassett carried out 20 interviews with suspects and witnesses, but not with detainees, the Southern Command said, according to AP. "

In related news, an Intergalactic Select Committee, charged with investigating the alleged destruction of Alderaan, is satisfied that no such incident took place. The conclusion was reached after several hours of interviews with top Empire officials, all of whom denied the supposed obliteration. No Alderaans were consulted during the course of the investigation, following several fruitless attempts to find one of the planet's inhabitants.
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