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[adropofjupiter]

[Phone]

Damn UFOs are fast, ze. Like tengu-on-caffeine-overdose fast. How the hell am I gonna get the treasure if I can't catch 'em?

[Action - 5722 Cunningham Lane]

[After a while, Marisa decided that the only way she was going to get treasure from these UFOs was to find one of the aliens pretending to be someone and get it directly from them

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[action; 5722 Cunningham; open to separate threads for close CR]

[dreambubbly]

[ooc: close CR, tag here. Fef's reel real self is actually going to be by the pool; she got podnapped on her way to it this morning.]

[Meanwhile, pod!Feferi is going to keep on yelling and whining like she's Her Imperious Condescension herself.]

Put me down at once, you - you filthy lowblooded human!

[adropofjupiter]

[Nope. *shake-shake-shake-shake*]

Gimme your treasure first and I will. You gotta have something on you.

Or call down one of the UFOs. I'll let you go then.

[dreambubbly]

[That would be the sound of Fef's glasses falling off. She technically doesn't need them to see, but it's awfully annoying not to have them.]

Those and the fancy dress and such I wore to the hiveapproaching event are what I've got, thanks to this shitty town that doesn't glubbing know how to treat royalty. If I had my stuff, I'd be telling you to have fun with it just so you'd let me go. Tch.

[adropofjupiter]

Try again, ze. [Thankfully, the glasses survive the fall and don't get stepped on.]

That wasn't you that went to Homecoming. You have treasure. UFOs always have treasure.

[dreambubbly]

That was so me! Who the shell else would it be? [That's a dirty look that you're getting, Marisa.] What the everglubbing fuck would I know about those flying objects? I lived underwater!

[adropofjupiter]

You ain't underwater now. [*shake-shake*]

[dreambubbly]

[All that shaking finally does make her wallet fall out of her jacket pocket. There's nothing particularly shiny in there, but she's got cash. And the shaking also reveals a fancier necklace than she'd usually wear about her neck, a pearl affair she'd nicked from her drone!mom's dresser that morning.]

[adropofjupiter]

[Aha! See, she knew if she shook the fake troll enough she'd find treasure. YOINKING THAT SHIT NOW.]

Yes!

[At least now she's let go of not!Feferi.]

[dreambubbly]

[Real Feferi's just going to be mildly upset when she notices her wallet's gone. Not!Fef is going to get all huffy.]

And what do you suppose you're doing with that?

[adropofjupiter]

Taking it. [And there it goes into a pocket.] Got more treasure, not!Feferi?

[dreambubbly]

What is this not!Feferi business?

[adropofjupiter]

You. That's you, ze. You're a doppleganger, ze.

[dreambubbly]

What the shell is a doppleganger?

[adropofjupiter]

A double, ze. Someone who looks and seems like someone that tries to take their place and fool others into thinking they're the real thing.

[misterwwizard]

[Eridan hear's something that's... surprisingly not like herself while he's over to visit Feferi.]

Fef...? While I don't mind you jumpin' on the whole blood caste matters ship I'm tryin' to quit the habit....

You feelin' alright? Never thought I'd hear those fuckin' words come out a' your mouth.

[dreambubbly]

[Oh thank the Mother Grub, someone with common glubbing sense.]

Is that you, Eridan? No, I'm certainly not all right. I'm sick to death of these humans and their pathetic attempts to get at my swag. Enough so that committing mass murder sounds like a terribly good idea.

[Those words from the Condesce? Nothing. Those words from Feferi? A big fucking deal.]