Beardiness
So since December I have been growing a beard. Short of one horrific mistake where I trimmed it too short and basically had to start over again, I think it's going pretty well.
My boss was under the impression that my beard growing would only last through December, or Decembeard; so imagine her surprise (and the outburst of laughter) when I stated that "You're right. It's no longer Decembeard. Now it's Januhairy!" and skidaddled off to the Front Desk.
So, I have decided to name each month after beards or facial hair or something along those lines, and I'm kinda stuck at this point.
I am requesting your help.
Here's what I have so far:
January - Januhairy
February - Februhairy
March - March Hare
April - ?
May - ?
June - ?
July - ?
August - ?
September - Septembeard
October - Octobeard
November - Novembeard
December - Decembeard
If anyone can think of replacements for a few of these or names for some, it would be greatly appreciated.
My boss was under the impression that my beard growing would only last through December, or Decembeard; so imagine her surprise (and the outburst of laughter) when I stated that "You're right. It's no longer Decembeard. Now it's Januhairy!" and skidaddled off to the Front Desk.
So, I have decided to name each month after beards or facial hair or something along those lines, and I'm kinda stuck at this point.
I am requesting your help.
Here's what I have so far:
January - Januhairy
February - Februhairy
March - March Hare
April - ?
May - ?
June - ?
July - ?
August - ?
September - Septembeard
October - Octobeard
November - Novembeard
December - Decembeard
If anyone can think of replacements for a few of these or names for some, it would be greatly appreciated.