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[adroit]

found, taped below our beware of dog (insert sillhouette of doberman) sign, all wrinkled and damaged from the weather... written in kid writing.

I pity the person who breaks into this house;
inside are two dog[s] with very big mouths.
they have extremely large te[e]th
that are brushed every week
so look elsewhere for the money you seek.
heed this warning and stay in the light
or find yourself losing a one sided fight.

I love our neighborhood.