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Oct 05, 2003 01:04

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kokoro October 5 2003, 13:19:01 UTC
*poke*

I'm jealous. You have a real dog (not to mention one with a tail that CURLS! Sweeeet), while I'm stuck with this creepy pink, nasty little creature.

My mom just left the house to talk to a neighbor, and I can hear him SCREAMING. He has the weirdest bark. Shall I go strangle him?

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adroit October 5 2003, 13:24:36 UTC
this isn't my REAL dog. i found him last night in a parkinglot. my REAL dog is an actual dog! this... thing is like 6 inches high. not what i consider a real dog.


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kokoro October 5 2003, 13:34:17 UTC
OH MY GOD! Your dog is so cute.

*searches through closet for her knee-high boots*

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adroit October 5 2003, 13:35:50 UTC
he rocks. everybody should have a dog like him. he's just like a really short person.

here, have mine *hands over heavy 7" platforms* have good aim!

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kokoro October 5 2003, 13:37:34 UTC
I'd probably snap the stupid dog in half!

He already has some leg problem where one of them goes funny all the time. Popping out of some socket, maybe?

Who cares. We've spent so much $$$ on his health problems.

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adroit October 5 2003, 13:38:46 UTC
ew. ewewew. sick. did he come that way? if so, what made your mom adopt him? crazy little dog.

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kokoro October 5 2003, 13:40:49 UTC
No, he didn't come that way. He was the hyper one, though. The breeder gave us a choice between two maltese dogs. The other one had thrown up on himself during the drive to the dog show (where we had to pick them up), and I wanted that one.

Vomit dog!

Oh, and the worst is, one of his other problems is that he has, like, ooze coming out of his butt.

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adroit October 5 2003, 13:43:33 UTC
OH MY GOD. EW.
*..hands the doggy a tissue*

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kokoro October 5 2003, 13:45:18 UTC
-_- Butt-mucus is not a good thing.

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nekorific October 7 2003, 13:49:38 UTC
My real dog is smaller than the cats and she weighs like 5 pounds... I dunno. I think she's smaller than that dog but I can't really tell o.o She's a Pomeranian and about twice as small as my cats...

With none of her long fur in the summer... aw it's like she's a teensy weensy lamb ^^

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adroit October 18 2003, 22:29:18 UTC
wow... i just found your comment. silly me.

this little thing weighs 2lbs, 4oz... it's insane small and i'm glad we didn't keep it. i would have killed it, or my other dog would have sat on it, the poor thing. i'm a big-dog person ^_^ it's in my nature... but i love pomeranians! fluff. fluff fluff! my aunt has one and she's a bitch but i love to cuddle her. and don't they look SOOO FUNNY when they get shaved at first?! it's crazy cute.

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nekorific October 19 2003, 06:21:59 UTC
Lol... that's like a rat dog XD

I don't really like dogs... I'm a cat person. But, yeah, I was on the floor laughing when my mom brought her home, but now I like her better with short hair. Me and my dad want to get her a lion cut but my mom won't let us e.e

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