how to make some one hate life in a half an hours time

Oct 09, 2009 09:10

step 1. Get out of bed and go to get child ready for school and have the child tell you that they are sick while you are screamed at to turn the radio down from the next room
step 2. have some one make you feel like a terrible mom for trying to the right thing and let the kid stay home since they just got over being sick and some how seem to be getting sick....again
step 3. Go try to arrange the cover for the couch and then punch your self in the face while doing so as your hand slips from the fabric.
step 4. Get so upset that you just start to cry and then have some one try to make you laugh by telling you, I'm sorry, I try to never punch myself in the face as you sit there crying and blowing the snot and blood from your now sore nose.
step 5. Get so angry that you want to say SCREW YOU WORLD and just go back to sleep.

unfortunately going back to bed will not fix my terrible mood. It used to, but it seems that I am just too moody these days for that to happen. I at least won't be contemplating it for the rest of the day though.
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