Oh the conversations I have with my boyfriend

[adriennecnd]

Steve decided to do a pop-in, which we both hate, but he can get away with it. He convinced me to ride with him to Wendy's even though I wanted to watch Celeb Mole Yucatan. I was in my pjs and becuase my mom was asleep in the living room I didn't want to turn the light on to get shoes out of the closet so I was going to run to his car barefoot.

Me: Hun, can you carry me? My feet are freeeezing.
Steve: Sorry, you aren't the buck fifteen you were back in high school.

THEN

After eating...

Steve: You have a hickey on your neck! Who are you cheating with?
Me: (feels neck and starts laughing) Um that's food...

Wow,I feel like a porker