Abortion, Batman Begins, and the Dalai Lama all in the same post
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I love it when both sides of an issue are made fun of.
Today, I got along with my mother. It doesn't happen often. In order to reinforce the good behavior on both sides, I decided to do the laundry. That always makes her happy.
I watched Batman Begins last night. The first time I saw it, I didn't like it that much, but this time I thought it was fabulous. I've never been big on comics or superheroes, but personally I think Batman is the best because he doesn't have superpowers. He used his billions of dollars to make lots of cool gizmos; so in order to be a superhero, you either have to get bitten by a mutant spider (or something similar) or have lots of money. And having people you love die doesn't hurt either.
Our president has the same birthday as the Dalai Lama. Too bad Bush didn't do something to win the Noble Peace Prize.
I love it when both sides of an issue are made fun of.
Today, I got along with my mother. It doesn't happen often. In order to reinforce the good behavior on both sides, I decided to do the laundry. That always makes her happy.
I watched Batman Begins last night. The first time I saw it, I didn't like it that much, but this time I thought it was fabulous. I've never been big on comics or superheroes, but personally I think Batman is the best because he doesn't have superpowers. He used his billions of dollars to make lots of cool gizmos; so in order to be a superhero, you either have to get bitten by a mutant spider (or something similar) or have lots of money. And having people you love die doesn't hurt either.
Our president has the same birthday as the Dalai Lama. Too bad Bush didn't do something to win the Noble Peace Prize.