Nick Cannon is my babydaddy
I feel like I am in the twilight zone. Here are some random meanderings of my mind:
1) I am going to personally kill the bitch sorority chick who lives down the hall for the following reasons:
a- she is obsessed with herself
b- she has a picture of herself on her door drinking a smoothie. (WHO DOES THAT???)
c- she thinks she is the shit and she's not
d- she's dumb as fuck because she doesn't know what time any of the events with her sorority are at, so she is ALWAYS on the phone in the hall (which is loud because it amplifies the sound) and is talking in her annoying voice to all of her 'sorority sisters'
e- she has all this random crap on her door like a harp and a lamb (made of paper) from her sorority.
f- she has a dry erase board on her door, and even though she tries to make it seem like other people write on it, I am sure she just disguises her handwriting to make it look like she's popular. Random things that have been written on her dry erase board include ' Charlotte and Becky are the hottest girls in Jester! ' and 'Charlotte is going to be in a Lil Wayne Video! ' and 'Charlotte is going to be in a Mike Jones video! ' Come on people - the bitch is white. She doesn't have an ass! She is not worthy of Lil Wayne or Mike Jones!
2) My future plastic surgeries will occur in this order:
a- nose
b- lips
c- breast augmentation
d- whatever else I want
3) R. Kelly is frickin insane.
4) Who in their right mind wants to watch a reality show about Nelly?
5) I went to see the Dalai Lama on Tuesday with Brittany, It was the shit.
6) Today is Brittany's birthday and I got her a birthday card to give her in class today, but she skipped it, so now I can't give her the card. :(
7) My mother defies my wishes, as do my sister and Dixie. I am pissed at all three of them.
8) I am a dumb kid.
9) Ben - I have a present for you! Nicki and Christigale - I have a present for the two of you!
10) I love you halikins - I am calling you tonight. I am also calling Jeremy! Hahahahahahahahaha!
11) I am 18 years old and I am already going gray. What is up with that? I am going to the dark side. Literally.
1) I am going to personally kill the bitch sorority chick who lives down the hall for the following reasons:
a- she is obsessed with herself
b- she has a picture of herself on her door drinking a smoothie. (WHO DOES THAT???)
c- she thinks she is the shit and she's not
d- she's dumb as fuck because she doesn't know what time any of the events with her sorority are at, so she is ALWAYS on the phone in the hall (which is loud because it amplifies the sound) and is talking in her annoying voice to all of her 'sorority sisters'
e- she has all this random crap on her door like a harp and a lamb (made of paper) from her sorority.
f- she has a dry erase board on her door, and even though she tries to make it seem like other people write on it, I am sure she just disguises her handwriting to make it look like she's popular. Random things that have been written on her dry erase board include ' Charlotte and Becky are the hottest girls in Jester! ' and 'Charlotte is going to be in a Lil Wayne Video! ' and 'Charlotte is going to be in a Mike Jones video! ' Come on people - the bitch is white. She doesn't have an ass! She is not worthy of Lil Wayne or Mike Jones!
2) My future plastic surgeries will occur in this order:
a- nose
b- lips
c- breast augmentation
d- whatever else I want
3) R. Kelly is frickin insane.
4) Who in their right mind wants to watch a reality show about Nelly?
5) I went to see the Dalai Lama on Tuesday with Brittany, It was the shit.
6) Today is Brittany's birthday and I got her a birthday card to give her in class today, but she skipped it, so now I can't give her the card. :(
7) My mother defies my wishes, as do my sister and Dixie. I am pissed at all three of them.
8) I am a dumb kid.
9) Ben - I have a present for you! Nicki and Christigale - I have a present for the two of you!
10) I love you halikins - I am calling you tonight. I am also calling Jeremy! Hahahahahahahahaha!
11) I am 18 years old and I am already going gray. What is up with that? I am going to the dark side. Literally.