THE ENTRY TO TOP ALL ENTRIES
Wow, I am in a GREAT mood. Half of this may very well be attributed to the fact that I am not working tonight. Here's my half of tonight's adventures, picking up from where Dixie left off...
F. Got in the car to drive back to campus, called Brittany (badass girl from Astronomy class) and told her we were on our way over to her friend's dorm so we could all watch Kung Fu Hustle together. Called Thai while driving back, told him we needed to talk about deep-seeded issues...which he interpreted to mean Republicans vs. Democratss. WTF??? Parked in the garage. Started walking out of the garage, turned around and said "You're right Dixie, I do want _____________'s sex!" At this very moment an Asian lady walked by. I was embarrassed. Dixie laughed a lot.
G. We walked 5 blocks up MLK until we got to Guadalupe. While walking up Guadalupe I said "Well, at least I know _____________ would never want my butt sex!" just as 2 Asian girls were walking by. This time I didn't feel as embarrassed. And Dixie laughed a lot again. Shortly after this we found a beaded bracelet that said "Do not resuscitate". Dixie thinks it goes on a penis. But she's wrong. Then we walked 10 blocks up Guadalupe to get to Brittany's friend Kyle's dorm in Whitis Hall. Way the heck on the other side of campus from where Dixie and I live.
H. Came inside and watched Kung Fu Hustle. There are so many HOT men that live in that dorm. Dixie and I have agreed that we will go back soon. And they are all really nice too. And they have comfy couches. And the movie RULED. Dixie and I have come to the conclusion that we need to buy hand-axes that will fit in our purses.
I. Left the dorm at 11:15 and ran to catch the bus that runs in a circle around campus. This way we didn't have to walk ALL the way back. Met some hella nice girls who live in and adjacent dorm hall on the bus.
J. Came back into the dorm and met 2 Asian guys campaigning for the Residence Hall Association President and Vice President. They are all about action! They are all about spending the money that is rightfully ours to spend! I heart those guys! They are the rock! They bring the mosh! We hung one of their flyers on our door. I added to it by writing that they are the "Asian Sensation". And on it they have a line from the Jay-Z song "99 Problems", but they tweaked it so it said " If you having dorm problems I feel bad for you son, Jeff's got 99 solutions but lying ain't one". How cool is that? They are getting my vote and Dixie's vote. Holla.
Today was a great day. I am in such a good mood that I don't even think I'll be able to sleep!
Holla to my sista - Anna, I am excited for you to come! I am mailing you a letter tomorrow!
General Note: the person in the _______________ spaces in items F and G is not Thai. So you can all stop hurling now.
F. Got in the car to drive back to campus, called Brittany (badass girl from Astronomy class) and told her we were on our way over to her friend's dorm so we could all watch Kung Fu Hustle together. Called Thai while driving back, told him we needed to talk about deep-seeded issues...which he interpreted to mean Republicans vs. Democratss. WTF??? Parked in the garage. Started walking out of the garage, turned around and said "You're right Dixie, I do want _____________'s sex!" At this very moment an Asian lady walked by. I was embarrassed. Dixie laughed a lot.
G. We walked 5 blocks up MLK until we got to Guadalupe. While walking up Guadalupe I said "Well, at least I know _____________ would never want my butt sex!" just as 2 Asian girls were walking by. This time I didn't feel as embarrassed. And Dixie laughed a lot again. Shortly after this we found a beaded bracelet that said "Do not resuscitate". Dixie thinks it goes on a penis. But she's wrong. Then we walked 10 blocks up Guadalupe to get to Brittany's friend Kyle's dorm in Whitis Hall. Way the heck on the other side of campus from where Dixie and I live.
H. Came inside and watched Kung Fu Hustle. There are so many HOT men that live in that dorm. Dixie and I have agreed that we will go back soon. And they are all really nice too. And they have comfy couches. And the movie RULED. Dixie and I have come to the conclusion that we need to buy hand-axes that will fit in our purses.
I. Left the dorm at 11:15 and ran to catch the bus that runs in a circle around campus. This way we didn't have to walk ALL the way back. Met some hella nice girls who live in and adjacent dorm hall on the bus.
J. Came back into the dorm and met 2 Asian guys campaigning for the Residence Hall Association President and Vice President. They are all about action! They are all about spending the money that is rightfully ours to spend! I heart those guys! They are the rock! They bring the mosh! We hung one of their flyers on our door. I added to it by writing that they are the "Asian Sensation". And on it they have a line from the Jay-Z song "99 Problems", but they tweaked it so it said " If you having dorm problems I feel bad for you son, Jeff's got 99 solutions but lying ain't one". How cool is that? They are getting my vote and Dixie's vote. Holla.
Today was a great day. I am in such a good mood that I don't even think I'll be able to sleep!
Holla to my sista - Anna, I am excited for you to come! I am mailing you a letter tomorrow!
General Note: the person in the _______________ spaces in items F and G is not Thai. So you can all stop hurling now.