I OWN EVERYONE
Dixie and Hali:
I own both of you, as I will be the first to post the events of our adventurous day. (And, as always, I find the list to be helpful...)
1) Dixie and I went to the school. Saw the hall nazis with their communist boomerangs. (Credit to Double D for that witty statement) So, alas, I wasn't able to see Steggie or Anna or brag to Mrs. McConnell about my 5 on AP English IV. Snap.
2) Went to H-E-B and bought makeup sponges and shampoo and conditioner and coconut bodywash.
3) Picked up Hali and came to several conclusions while at her house:
a) Every time I see her dad his hair looks darker
b) Dixie acts like a 5-year-old when she chases Calixta around the house.
c) My alter-ego is Peter Pan.
d) Hali needs to get out of the hell-hole called her home ASAP.
e) My squish is squishy and Dixie likes to squish it.
4) Got in the car and drove to Souper Salad. Dixie wrote her angst letter to Jesse on a scrap of paper. She wouldn't even let me read it. What a whore! After all, I'm her other, only not. We noticed that Jesse got in his car about to leave, so we had to haul across the parking lot and I jumped out of the car and said "Jesse, hi! Dixie and I moved to Austin!" He says: "Yeah, that's what I heard." Then, Dixie jumps out of the car, I jump back in, and Dixie proceeds to have it out with him in the parking lot about how he would never call her, etc., etc, and how he's an ass, etc., etc., and needless to say he agreed. He looked frickin hot - his hair and eyebrows match now. Holla. Anyways, now she has "closure" and she can proceed with Adma. Bring it on! I'm ready!!!
5) Went to the hanger. Walked in and was looking at the random spray-paint messages on the floor reading things like "Must have big boobs to enter" and "welcome to hell". I felt right at home. Then we heard a voice. There was a Mexican on the roof drinking a beer! He said "Are you guys looking for something???" We hauled ass out of there - it didn't seem like a good idea to stick around.
6) came home and watched travel channel with my mom.
7) going out to dinner with fam and Dixie and her mom at 6.
Note to self - must put on my face.
I own both of you, as I will be the first to post the events of our adventurous day. (And, as always, I find the list to be helpful...)
1) Dixie and I went to the school. Saw the hall nazis with their communist boomerangs. (Credit to Double D for that witty statement) So, alas, I wasn't able to see Steggie or Anna or brag to Mrs. McConnell about my 5 on AP English IV. Snap.
2) Went to H-E-B and bought makeup sponges and shampoo and conditioner and coconut bodywash.
3) Picked up Hali and came to several conclusions while at her house:
a) Every time I see her dad his hair looks darker
b) Dixie acts like a 5-year-old when she chases Calixta around the house.
c) My alter-ego is Peter Pan.
d) Hali needs to get out of the hell-hole called her home ASAP.
e) My squish is squishy and Dixie likes to squish it.
4) Got in the car and drove to Souper Salad. Dixie wrote her angst letter to Jesse on a scrap of paper. She wouldn't even let me read it. What a whore! After all, I'm her other, only not. We noticed that Jesse got in his car about to leave, so we had to haul across the parking lot and I jumped out of the car and said "Jesse, hi! Dixie and I moved to Austin!" He says: "Yeah, that's what I heard." Then, Dixie jumps out of the car, I jump back in, and Dixie proceeds to have it out with him in the parking lot about how he would never call her, etc., etc, and how he's an ass, etc., etc., and needless to say he agreed. He looked frickin hot - his hair and eyebrows match now. Holla. Anyways, now she has "closure" and she can proceed with Adma. Bring it on! I'm ready!!!
5) Went to the hanger. Walked in and was looking at the random spray-paint messages on the floor reading things like "Must have big boobs to enter" and "welcome to hell". I felt right at home. Then we heard a voice. There was a Mexican on the roof drinking a beer! He said "Are you guys looking for something???" We hauled ass out of there - it didn't seem like a good idea to stick around.
6) came home and watched travel channel with my mom.
7) going out to dinner with fam and Dixie and her mom at 6.
Note to self - must put on my face.