Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I set
easternchipmunk's puppy on fire (-66 points). In November I put money in
cardboardhearts's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Friday I helped
browneyelullaby across the street (6 points). Last Monday I stole
rollthedie's purse (-30 points). Last month I committed genocide... Sorry about that,
bang__bang__ (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5076 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
adrianbrooks
mh-hm, that's right.