Thank you for giving me code with bad img links... *growls* Now with fixed clicky links if you actually want to get to the site yourself, too!
Ok, so it's not entirely random, I did reload quite a lot until I got something funny, but still.
I am Sienna Oriole Thornwolf, the badly-behaved seventh daughter of an inbred working-class pureblood family. I am very tall and skinny, with black hair that falls into a tousled mess no matter what I do to it and bluish-green eyes, possessing a sarcastic, biting wit and a tendency toward laziness. I'm a second-year Slytherin, excelling in recess and barely scraping by in Transfiguration. In my spare time, I like to commit acts of petty theft against my roommates, and when I graduate from Hogwarts, I want to breed Kneazles.
Who are you at Hogwarts?
I am Trista Freya Farwell, the flippant youngest daughter of a dysfunctional middle-class Squib family. I am average in height and well-proportioned, with dyed-purple hair worn long and straight, spilling down my back and greenish-brown eyes, possessing an inferiority complex and an unconventional brand of logic. I'm a sixth-year Ravenclaw, excelling in Potions and barely scraping by in everything else. In my spare time, I like to sneak into the prefect bathroom for bubble baths, and when I graduate from Hogwarts, I want to be a potions brewer.
Who are you at Hogwarts?