Dear Santa...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Sunday I punched joecichlid in the arm (-10 points). Last Monday I put gum in trelath's hair (-12 points). Last Thursday I gave oakenking a kidney (1000 points). Last month I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1672 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
adrianaendless