LUCIFER RISING!
OMG
JUST. OMG.
THIS EPISODE WAS JUST FRICKIN' PERFECT.
It's so perfect my brain was fried dead, and I can now only type very simple, slightly unintelligible sentences. LET US BEGIN!
From the very first part, I was belting out "Carry On My Wayward Son" by Kansas like no tomorrow. That song rocks so hard.
Then: Flashy-flashy Now! Or, Flashy-flashy then? Episode starts with a fairly gruesome flashback of Azazel possessing a priest in a convent and then offing nuns. My mom's face as the camera panned to the pretty angel statue outside while the nuns screamed bloody murder was not normal. O_o
After that: Bobby screaming at Dean? Priceless. And it was so what I was thinking (albeit less harshly, because Bobby is the only one who has the right to say those things to our beautiful Dean). After that: "Welcome to Heaven!" Heaven is shiny and white and has lots of pretty artwork. (Like the one Zach and Dean were staring at later on in the episode? Pretty.) It also has beer and hamburgers and a very pretty angel named Cas. Downside? It also has Zach, who is a major douchebag, but still makes me laugh. Cynical bastard. Dean is stuck in Heaven! Oh noes!
"The Suite Life of Zach and Cas"? *snorkrofl*
Somewhere else, appears Sam Winchester, baby-saver! The actress playing Lilith's cook has pretty awesome lungs. I mean, that girl can screeeeaaam. Girl is eventually screwed over, though. Not like I care about her.
Flashback to Azazel! Turns out the convent is where Lucifer's cage is hidden. Fun, huh? Lucifer speaks through a dead nun and tells his "son" that Lilith is the only one who can break him free. Lucifer talking? Kinda hawt. Flashbacks end with Azazel having to look for a "special" child who is... DUH. No one's surprised. Let's return to the best part of this episode:
DEAN/CASNESSNESSSS. If I thought the last episode's slashy goodness was impossible to top, what with the wedding vows ("What now?" "You may now kiss the bride") and what in my country we call "chinazos" ("God, you're such a dick lately"), this episode topped it like whoa. Total violation of personal space, even more passionate eyesex, and serious, serious conversations.
Dean: "We're done."
Cas: "But Dean..."
Dean: "We're DONE."
Me (to sister): "Did they just break up? D:"
Zach then reveals the truth! The angels don't give a fuck about stopping the Apocalypse. Apocalypse good! And Dean doesn't have to stop Lilith... It's LUCIFER he has to stop. And here I'm hoping: "GAWD, PLEASE MAKE LUCIFER AS HAWT AS I KNOW HE SHOULD BE". Dean is traumatized, and also trapped inside the Heaven Room. And Cas doesn't want to let him out.
Scene change: Sam doubts! He doesn't want to off Screaming!DemonCookLady while her host's still conscious. However, the angels (the dicks) change Dean's heartwrenching voice mail for one filled with angry rage! Sam changes his mind and decides to go for it, with the Convent only 2 miles away...
And then, after Dean breaks through to Cas with his sexy sexiness, WHAM! Cas slams Dean against the wall (Nnnnngh) and reveals a blood-kink I never knew I had. Cas defies Zach and takes Dean to Chuck! The prophet! to find out where Sam is. Cas also reveals what fans have been speculating for some time: Sam must kill Lilith to break Lucifer free. Not entirely surprised.
Suddenly, ARCHANGEL appears! And we last see Castiel telling his Love Monkey(Tmbakinblak ) to flee, as he will hold off the glowy-glowy archangel. Thank God I know Mishmish will be a regular in Season Five. Chuck looks... rather scared. He grabs Cas' shoulder (HEE!) only for Castiel to stare at him like "WTF". Then they disappear in glowiness as...
Dean appears in the convent just as Ruby closes the door, locking herself, Sam and Lilith inside the chapel! For a chick that knows she has to die, Lilith does a pretty fucking good job taunting Sam into offing her. Dean is powerless to stop it! Lilith is dead. And as soon as her shiny red blood starts defying the laws of physics, Sam thinks: "WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY?!"
Ruby reveals she was always EVIL and following Azazel's orders! She also comments: "I am AWESOME!" Which I do agree with. Dean finally manages to break in and Sam and Dean off her using the power of TEAMWURK! They make up nicely just as Lilith's blood makes a portal which opens with bright, shiny, shiny light. Sam and Dean grip each other tight, as scared shitless as I am, and then...
The screen turns bright white as the words: "Executive Producers: Eric Kripke and Robert Singer" appear in black letters.
To which I reply: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
THIS IS GOING TO BE THE LONGEST SUMMER OF MAH LIFE.
JUST. OMG.
THIS EPISODE WAS JUST FRICKIN' PERFECT.
It's so perfect my brain was fried dead, and I can now only type very simple, slightly unintelligible sentences. LET US BEGIN!
From the very first part, I was belting out "Carry On My Wayward Son" by Kansas like no tomorrow. That song rocks so hard.
Then: Flashy-flashy Now! Or, Flashy-flashy then? Episode starts with a fairly gruesome flashback of Azazel possessing a priest in a convent and then offing nuns. My mom's face as the camera panned to the pretty angel statue outside while the nuns screamed bloody murder was not normal. O_o
After that: Bobby screaming at Dean? Priceless. And it was so what I was thinking (albeit less harshly, because Bobby is the only one who has the right to say those things to our beautiful Dean). After that: "Welcome to Heaven!" Heaven is shiny and white and has lots of pretty artwork. (Like the one Zach and Dean were staring at later on in the episode? Pretty.) It also has beer and hamburgers and a very pretty angel named Cas. Downside? It also has Zach, who is a major douchebag, but still makes me laugh. Cynical bastard. Dean is stuck in Heaven! Oh noes!
"The Suite Life of Zach and Cas"? *snorkrofl*
Somewhere else, appears Sam Winchester, baby-saver! The actress playing Lilith's cook has pretty awesome lungs. I mean, that girl can screeeeaaam. Girl is eventually screwed over, though. Not like I care about her.
Flashback to Azazel! Turns out the convent is where Lucifer's cage is hidden. Fun, huh? Lucifer speaks through a dead nun and tells his "son" that Lilith is the only one who can break him free. Lucifer talking? Kinda hawt. Flashbacks end with Azazel having to look for a "special" child who is... DUH. No one's surprised. Let's return to the best part of this episode:
DEAN/CASNESSNESSSS. If I thought the last episode's slashy goodness was impossible to top, what with the wedding vows ("What now?" "You may now kiss the bride") and what in my country we call "chinazos" ("God, you're such a dick lately"), this episode topped it like whoa. Total violation of personal space, even more passionate eyesex, and serious, serious conversations.
Dean: "We're done."
Cas: "But Dean..."
Dean: "We're DONE."
Me (to sister): "Did they just break up? D:"
Zach then reveals the truth! The angels don't give a fuck about stopping the Apocalypse. Apocalypse good! And Dean doesn't have to stop Lilith... It's LUCIFER he has to stop. And here I'm hoping: "GAWD, PLEASE MAKE LUCIFER AS HAWT AS I KNOW HE SHOULD BE". Dean is traumatized, and also trapped inside the Heaven Room. And Cas doesn't want to let him out.
Scene change: Sam doubts! He doesn't want to off Screaming!DemonCookLady while her host's still conscious. However, the angels (the dicks) change Dean's heartwrenching voice mail for one filled with angry rage! Sam changes his mind and decides to go for it, with the Convent only 2 miles away...
And then, after Dean breaks through to Cas with his sexy sexiness, WHAM! Cas slams Dean against the wall (Nnnnngh) and reveals a blood-kink I never knew I had. Cas defies Zach and takes Dean to Chuck! The prophet! to find out where Sam is. Cas also reveals what fans have been speculating for some time: Sam must kill Lilith to break Lucifer free. Not entirely surprised.
Suddenly, ARCHANGEL appears! And we last see Castiel telling his Love Monkey(Tmbakinblak ) to flee, as he will hold off the glowy-glowy archangel. Thank God I know Mishmish will be a regular in Season Five. Chuck looks... rather scared. He grabs Cas' shoulder (HEE!) only for Castiel to stare at him like "WTF". Then they disappear in glowiness as...
Dean appears in the convent just as Ruby closes the door, locking herself, Sam and Lilith inside the chapel! For a chick that knows she has to die, Lilith does a pretty fucking good job taunting Sam into offing her. Dean is powerless to stop it! Lilith is dead. And as soon as her shiny red blood starts defying the laws of physics, Sam thinks: "WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY?!"
Ruby reveals she was always EVIL and following Azazel's orders! She also comments: "I am AWESOME!" Which I do agree with. Dean finally manages to break in and Sam and Dean off her using the power of TEAMWURK! They make up nicely just as Lilith's blood makes a portal which opens with bright, shiny, shiny light. Sam and Dean grip each other tight, as scared shitless as I am, and then...
The screen turns bright white as the words: "Executive Producers: Eric Kripke and Robert Singer" appear in black letters.
To which I reply: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
THIS IS GOING TO BE THE LONGEST SUMMER OF MAH LIFE.