Thoughts of the Day
B/c the internet is on fire with chuck norris jokes:
Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Will Smith once said, "I got to get me one of these." Chuck Norris does in fact have one of those.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.
Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Will Smith once said, "I got to get me one of these." Chuck Norris does in fact have one of those.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.