DON'T GO THERE

[adrian_fabian]

I love it when strangers feel compelled to insult you. Like when I walked down to the tram stop outside Safeway yesterday morning and a rather, let's face it readers, bedraggled looking fellow, sidled on up to me & couldn't help but open his stinkin' gob to pass comment on my really special turquoise, mirror-tinted sunglasses

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[mixed_sleepover]

I am happy reading stories of you and always making laughter. Yes!

You're quite the writer, APo. Come to Europe and build a snowman with me.

[adrian_fabian]

Oh how I'd like to make snowman with you primo sexy woman in all of Scandl'usnavia. Actually, Nick read your comment & thought you were a dErAnGeD foreign stalker of mine. I wish I had a deranged foreign stalker. One day, one day *looks longingly toward the sky, squinting wistfully*.

PS OMG you're gonna have the wickedest Christmas: snow, a Norwegian banquet (oh the pickels, oh the rye-breads, oh the hams!) & zany Norwegian Xmas carols. I quiver at the thought of it all.

xx
PS Amy, grab your credit card, grab your hubbies credit card, just card a friggin credit card & order The Fran Lebowitz Reader on the internet RIGHT NOW. She's a Jewish Oscar Wilfe for '80s New York: I know she'll whack your funny bone something chronic.

[adrian_fabian]

Wilfe? Sorry I've just watched the Australian Idol final & have enjoyed a few too many Semillon Blancs. Tsk, tsk, tsk.