Jun 30, 2008 11:11
I was listening to Neal Boortz coming in to work this morning and there was a news brief that said in short, "This weekend a teenager was decapitated at Six Flags after circumventing the security fences at the Batman roller coaster ride. An autopsy report will determine the cause of death today."
Duh! His freaking head was knocked off by the roller coaster! Why the hell do you need an autopsy to determine the cause of death in this instance?
stupid news