Don't have to be cool to rule my world

[adrenalin211]

Fandom: Pretty Woman, for leigh57
Title: Don’t have to be cool to rule my world
Word count: apx 1100
Characters: Edward/Vivian
Warnings: Spoilers for the movie, if there's anyone out there who hasn't seen this movie.
Author's notes: Under the cut

Comments

[lowriseflare]

HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME.

Oh, Vivian.

I just love you a lot, is all.

[adrenalin211]

I love you a lot, tooooo!

Thanks for reading!

[sparkles_mouse]

Omggggggggg Pretty Woman fic!!!!

She laughs at him, loud and uninhibited
I am not a fan of hers at all, but I do love that laugh, especially in this movie.

"You’ll make me lose my cheese fries all over your expensive suit.”
I totally hear that accent coming out of her.

“‘I’m so wired. What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?’”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Disgusting and awesome at the same time.

I'm going with what Katie said above. I just love you a lot.

[adrenalin211]

Hellloooo.

Pretty Woman fic! Who would've thought there'd be a day for THAT, right?

I love this movie like a total dork.

Did I tell you that story? Of the pussy eating line and how that originated? Did S? If not, I so have to tell you.

Thanks for reading and commenting.

ETA: I love you a lot tooooo!

[sparkles_mouse]

I have not, but I definitely want to!

[adrenalin211]

A couple years ago I was visiting S around Halloween and we were determined to find a terribly bad meant-to-be-scary horror movie to watch while drunk and ended up watching this movie in which a giant shark was up against a humongous octopus or something. What was the title? I forget. Maybe S remembers, if she's reading this. Anyway, we congratulated M on his epic bad-movie locating abilities.

THEN, cut to this past year and we want to do that again, so we challenge M to find an even worse one, because that would be this huge feat, right? And HE DID. And in this movie, Shark Attack 3: Megalodon, OUT OF NOWHERE this guy totally said that to this girl. The pussy line, exactly as it appears in this fic. And then they go have sex and it's all soft porn and stuff but we were laughing for like five straight minutes.

I wish I could like...paste a clip from that. It was priceless.

[leigh57]

So there is nothing about this that does not 1) crack me up and 2) amaze me. I cannot even believe how you are rocking all the prompts that have nothing to do with what you would normally write, except that I CAN, because you're fantabulous. Of course we have to be the only two people on LJ who have actually seen Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (Did I get that right?), which means everybody probably thinks I pulled that line out of my ass or something. But since I don't care what everybody thinks, WHATEVER.

This is hilarious. And perfectly in character. And I love that you're dedicated enough to this Christmas fic thing that you even get a new icon every time you post a fic!

Specific things I love:

He glares at the men sitting up front, as though by merely existing as a presence that makes her feel even the slightest bit uncomfortable or objectified, they have done something unforgivable. This is so exactly Edward, which I am qualified to say, having seen this movie something on the order of four hundred thousand times. It was always one

[adrenalin211]

Aww. Beebs! You've been so supportive of all this dorky foreign-to-me writing. And for that I can't honestly thank you enough.

Bwah. I should have explained where that line came from in my rambling author's notes. But I don't think people think you're a perverted freak, even if you don't care what they think. Heee.

I'm so glad you like this! And yeah auuuugh. I love this movie even though it IS anti-feminist you just HAVE to love Edward because he wants her to be treated like she's everything, because that's like...what she is to him. (Am I revealing to the world my total dorkish girlish nuttiness yet? Oh, what's that you say? Just by writing this I have said a lot about myself, Ray?)---OMG your icon.

And I just couldn't resist making an icon when I stumbled across that pic. I mean... how adorable is Vivian in that bathtub scene?

Stuckey is like... the most perfect scapegoat for that terrible line. This prompt was for any pairing I wanted, but he was why, in the end, I had to go with Pretty Woman.

Muah. ♥

[adrenalin211]

S!!!

LOOK WHAT I FOUND.

They won't let me embed.

http://youtu.be/w1XOfHax6Q8

[leigh57]

This confirms the fact that there is NOTHING that is not on youtube. OMG. That just made me die laughing, YET AGAIN. Well. At least now everybody will know that I couldn't make that up. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Best. Movie. Ever.

[sardonicynic]

SHRIEK.

SHRIEKY-SHRIEK.

I LOVE YOU SO MUH-HUH-HUUUUUUUUCH.

I will be coherent when I am not cracked the fuck out from frantic Yuletide writing/editing/re-writing/shenanigans, but UNTIL TOMORROW MORNING, Craig Ferguson says it best:

[adrenalin211]

Who knew writing Pretty Woman fic would get so many people to profess love to me!!!

I love you, toooooooo!

I am DYING at your gif. Dying.