I don't know. Lately I haven't felt much like a hunter. I need to get laid.
The other day, one of the boys in the mail room brought in a basket full of Ya Li pears, there was a sale at the supermarket and he went a little nuts. I had some, and now I'm addicted. I seriously can't stop eating them, they're so good! Sweet and crunchy but not too crisp, I'm in Heaven.
I'm being a picky bitch. None of the girls I've met lately have appealed to me, and I'm feeling a little aggressive anyway. I want to find a man, make him bleed a little.
Still. I may have to go pick up some more after I finish these. Next time you come over, I'm sending you home with some.
To be honest, I think I'd be a straight lesbian if I were human. Girls make me feel that way, I like being with a woman when I'm feeling mellow. Biologically, though, I'm geared to find a mate so I still enjoy chasing boys.
Everything okay, sweetie? I don't have to kill Dr. Wiseass, do I?
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The other day, one of the boys in the mail room brought in a basket full of Ya Li pears, there was a sale at the supermarket and he went a little nuts. I had some, and now I'm addicted. I seriously can't stop eating them, they're so good! Sweet and crunchy but not too crisp, I'm in Heaven.
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Still. I may have to go pick up some more after I finish these. Next time you come over, I'm sending you home with some.
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Everything okay, sweetie? I don't have to kill Dr. Wiseass, do I?
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That's a cop out if I ever heard one. Either tell me now, or have lunch with me this afternoon and tell me then. Pick one, because there's no Plan C.
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So let's get this all straight, hmm? You say Claude is capable of astral projection, but...there's two of him. Souls...he has two souls?
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