How did you get this job?
Coworker called me in saying his printer wasn't working. I looked at it...it wasn't on.
Coworker called me asking if her document could be retrieved because she accidentally close the window. She never saved it...nope it's gone.
Coworker asks me if I got her email. She just saw me sit down at my desk after I got done helping the others (enter expletive)...no I haven't seen your email.
Coworker sends email, I'm reading it...she calls to ask if I got her email. Why do you call if you sent an email? Do one or the other.
Thank God today was payday.