Dear Ed and Al-
Please get out of my head so that I may go back to the multiple stories that I have started already. I understand that Ed is a 'Brooding Bastard in a Pretentious Coat' in training, but I have other fully grown Woobies who I need to focus on. So please hush until I get the other characters and stories in my head to cooperate.
Okay, thanks, bye,
Dox
PS: When I ask for cooperation I'm looking at you Jethro. *glares*
PPS: This would be a lot easier to do if certain people *cough*
angelfirenze*cough* didn't have you two in the same story as a certain former marine I'm trying to make cooperate.
While we are on the subject of the difficulties of writing, I need to comment on the dangers of using the non-Americanized version of the OED. Although it is lovely for finding the definitions and spelling of British slang words that leave you puzzled (but are necessary for all the Brits in your stories), you may have trouble finding the spelling for the American slang word you are going nuts trying to figure out. Thank you Mr. Webster for being available as an alternative for my spelling challenged self.