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(me)ofpaniccountto10: hey hey
(a priest)HappilyBag: hey!
ofpaniccountto10: my brother just crucified his snail
HappilyBag: whoa
HappilyBag: How did he do that to something with no appendages?
ofpaniccountto10: when he got home, his fish was dead, and the snail was humping it
HappilyBag: WHOA
HappilyBag: that's uhh
HappilyBag: i dunno what that is.
ofpaniccountto10: my brother was freaked out
ofpaniccountto10: so he was all "IM CRUCIFYING THIS SNAIL AND YOU CANT STOP ME!"
HappilyBag: how did he crucify it?
ofpaniccountto10: and he crushed it with a pool stick
HappilyBag: that's not crucified.
ofpaniccountto10: i know that
ofpaniccountto10: you know that
ofpaniccountto10: but he's just a kid
HappilyBag: indeed
ofpaniccountto10: and crucify is the only word he knows because he's forced to go to church like i was
ofpaniccountto10: hehe
HappilyBag: did you ask him if his snail was the snail messiah?
HappilyBag: that's a horrific name for a band.
HappilyBag: Snail Messiah.
(a priest)HappilyBag: hey!
ofpaniccountto10: my brother just crucified his snail
HappilyBag: whoa
HappilyBag: How did he do that to something with no appendages?
ofpaniccountto10: when he got home, his fish was dead, and the snail was humping it
HappilyBag: WHOA
HappilyBag: that's uhh
HappilyBag: i dunno what that is.
ofpaniccountto10: my brother was freaked out
ofpaniccountto10: so he was all "IM CRUCIFYING THIS SNAIL AND YOU CANT STOP ME!"
HappilyBag: how did he crucify it?
ofpaniccountto10: and he crushed it with a pool stick
HappilyBag: that's not crucified.
ofpaniccountto10: i know that
ofpaniccountto10: you know that
ofpaniccountto10: but he's just a kid
HappilyBag: indeed
ofpaniccountto10: and crucify is the only word he knows because he's forced to go to church like i was
ofpaniccountto10: hehe
HappilyBag: did you ask him if his snail was the snail messiah?
HappilyBag: that's a horrific name for a band.
HappilyBag: Snail Messiah.