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I don't believe that alcohol kills brain cells. This is because yesterday I had a ridiculous amount of jell-o shots with Felicia and drank skanky left-over keg beer out of a bucket and collaboratively our drunken brains were able to remember, in detail, this little tid-bit from our childhood:



You tell me one time you were able to remember Rock-A-Doodle when you were sober! ONE TIME!