Fandom relationship meme
Snatched from thatotherperv who yoinked it from evilmaniclaugh .
The steady:
Currently, Buffy.
The old flame you don't see very often any more but whom you still really enjoy getting together with for a few drinks and maybe a pleasant nostalgic romp in the sheets:
Well... I had a brief thing with POTC. It was pretty heavy... But seriously? Not as good in the sack as HP... Which brings us to-
The one who seduced you and fucked you over and broke your heart in a million pieces and laughed about it:
Harry Potter. Oh god. And this was before I started reading slash. What was I thinking reading het? But guh... That bitch got me good.
The mysterious dark gothy one whom you used to sit up with talking until 3 a.m. at weird coffee houses and with whom you were quite smitten until you realized he really was fucking crazy:
HP angst. We don't speak any more. Ok, well... ocassionally.
The one you spent a whole weekend in bed with and who drank up all your liquor, and whom you'd still really like to fuck again although you're relieved he doesn't actually live in town:
Buffy all human AU's. Oh jesus. I'll read them from the lovlies on my flist, but I can't bring myself to look him up myself.
The alluring stranger whom you've flirted with at parties but have never gotten really serious with:
Firefly. Joss is brilliant, but I ain't feelin anything that wasn't expressed in the show already. I tried to see him, I really did... We didn't work out. One date. On which I bailed early.
The one you hang out with and have vague fantasies about maybe having a thing with but ultimately you're just good buddies 'cause the friendship is there but the chemistry ain't:
Hmm... CSI.
The one your friends keep introducing you to and who seems like a hell of a cool guy except it's never really gone anywhere:
Supernatural. *shrug* Cute boys. I could dig their secks. Don't know much about it though...
The one who's slept with all your friends, and you keep looking at him and thinking, "Him? How the hell did he land all these cool babes?":
Stargate. Wtf. That is all I can think. Wtf. Not even 'what the fuck' just 'wtf'. It's bad. I don't understandddd!!
The one your friend has fallen for like a ton of bricks and whom she keeps babbling to you about on the phone for hours, and you'd be happy for her except you just know it's going to end badly:
All my friends just babble about HP. In unhealthy ways. Oh dear... *confiscates Dragonheart from Kelsey*
The ones you repeatedly cheat on your steady with:
HP...*shifty eyes* I can't help it! He was my first!! *sob*
The steady:
Currently, Buffy.
The old flame you don't see very often any more but whom you still really enjoy getting together with for a few drinks and maybe a pleasant nostalgic romp in the sheets:
Well... I had a brief thing with POTC. It was pretty heavy... But seriously? Not as good in the sack as HP... Which brings us to-
The one who seduced you and fucked you over and broke your heart in a million pieces and laughed about it:
Harry Potter. Oh god. And this was before I started reading slash. What was I thinking reading het? But guh... That bitch got me good.
The mysterious dark gothy one whom you used to sit up with talking until 3 a.m. at weird coffee houses and with whom you were quite smitten until you realized he really was fucking crazy:
HP angst. We don't speak any more. Ok, well... ocassionally.
The one you spent a whole weekend in bed with and who drank up all your liquor, and whom you'd still really like to fuck again although you're relieved he doesn't actually live in town:
Buffy all human AU's. Oh jesus. I'll read them from the lovlies on my flist, but I can't bring myself to look him up myself.
The alluring stranger whom you've flirted with at parties but have never gotten really serious with:
Firefly. Joss is brilliant, but I ain't feelin anything that wasn't expressed in the show already. I tried to see him, I really did... We didn't work out. One date. On which I bailed early.
The one you hang out with and have vague fantasies about maybe having a thing with but ultimately you're just good buddies 'cause the friendship is there but the chemistry ain't:
Hmm... CSI.
The one your friends keep introducing you to and who seems like a hell of a cool guy except it's never really gone anywhere:
Supernatural. *shrug* Cute boys. I could dig their secks. Don't know much about it though...
The one who's slept with all your friends, and you keep looking at him and thinking, "Him? How the hell did he land all these cool babes?":
Stargate. Wtf. That is all I can think. Wtf. Not even 'what the fuck' just 'wtf'. It's bad. I don't understandddd!!
The one your friend has fallen for like a ton of bricks and whom she keeps babbling to you about on the phone for hours, and you'd be happy for her except you just know it's going to end badly:
All my friends just babble about HP. In unhealthy ways. Oh dear... *confiscates Dragonheart from Kelsey*
The ones you repeatedly cheat on your steady with:
HP...*shifty eyes* I can't help it! He was my first!! *sob*