HAAHAHAHAHAHA. Noooooooo. Why would I be offended by the vibrator. Hell, I have one and I talk about me masturbating on my journal all the time. You're so silly, sweetie.
Idk, I was kind of under the impression that after my last entry you went "whup, this one's a little too weird for me~" and ditched because you didn't want to deal with my whining. And as creepy as this sounds, you talking about your sex life (especially when you're flying solo) makes me want to be more open about myself, too. /feels like a derp
Pffft. I was going to comment back but then....I got distracted by Doritos Chips. /short attention span.
Haha dude, you're like the third person that's said that to me. It's actually really flattering and it makes me happy that I'm helping people out wanting to be open about that EVEN THOUGH MY SEX LIFE IS SO BORING IN MY OPINION.
Dude. I can completely understand this. ...were they Cool Ranch flavor, by any chance?
Ehh, really? It's just that I've never met anyone so open about it that I wasn't totally grossed out by, so it feels really inspiring for some reason. And IT'S NOT BORING AT ALL, especially now that you're talking about masturbation because I can actually relate to it. /mega-virgin
Awww, really? Well - it was never gross with me because all through middle school and high school, I've hung around guys and girls that talk about sex and masturbation all the time. It's a little weird how I am. Like, I can type about it on my journal about my masturbation nights all day long and how much I would love to fuck someone or talk about the time I had sex with my ex or something. But when it comes to in person or verbally talk about it? I just can't do it.
Awwwwwww, such a cute virgin. /wants to pinch your cheeks.
AH THAT'S MY FAVORITE FLAVOR /still thinking about them 13 hours later, lol
Hahaha, no, the people I hung around with (in middle school, at least) talked about it too, but they were The Gross Nerds, so I somehow convinced myself that sex was for Gross People and have kind of been avoiding it. Maybe your ability to talk about it online will rub off on me eventually so I'll be less tsundere about it. (But how do you do it if you can't even talk about it with someone?)
It's those kind of chips that you just think about for hours on end.
Haha, let's hope! I'll talk about it more in that case to help you and some other people out <3! /likes being helpful. (HAHAHA I DON'T KNOW. I mean...I do eventually talk about it. I just kinda...stutter and be all blushy at first. I don't know, man. I'm so weird.)
That icon makes me laugh every time I see it and I don't even know who it is.
Lol, be my guest! It's somehow ~*LIBERATING*~ Also, you, I'm about to drop $30 on a vibrator because of you and your "help". /is po' (No, I getcha, I'm like that about cosplay, of all things.)
Somehow, yeah. It makes me feel less like an eavesdropping kid, I guess. Well, it's a kit with a phallic one, a bullet, and ben wa balls, because I figured I'd buy a few things all at once so I don't wuss out in the future. Yeah, lol, and I can only talk about it IRL with the people I do it with. xD;;
And even though I don't comment very much, I still like reading your entries...keep me? ;3;
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And of course! <3
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/feels like a derp
Yay!
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Haha dude, you're like the third person that's said that to me. It's actually really flattering and it makes me happy that I'm helping people out wanting to be open about that EVEN THOUGH MY SEX LIFE IS SO BORING IN MY OPINION.
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Ehh, really? It's just that I've never met anyone so open about it that I wasn't totally grossed out by, so it feels really inspiring for some reason. And IT'S NOT BORING AT ALL, especially now that you're talking about masturbation because I can actually relate to it. /mega-virgin
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Awww, really? Well - it was never gross with me because all through middle school and high school, I've hung around guys and girls that talk about sex and masturbation all the time. It's a little weird how I am. Like, I can type about it on my journal about my masturbation nights all day long and how much I would love to fuck someone or talk about the time I had sex with my ex or something. But when it comes to in person or verbally talk about it? I just can't do it.
Awwwwwww, such a cute virgin. /wants to pinch your cheeks.
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Hahaha, no, the people I hung around with (in middle school, at least) talked about it too, but they were The Gross Nerds, so I somehow convinced myself that sex was for Gross People and have kind of been avoiding it. Maybe your ability to talk about it online will rub off on me eventually so I'll be less tsundere about it. (But how do you do it if you can't even talk about it with someone?)
D-Don't patronize me!! /hyperventilates
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Haha, let's hope! I'll talk about it more in that case to help you and some other people out <3! /likes being helpful. (HAHAHA I DON'T KNOW. I mean...I do eventually talk about it. I just kinda...stutter and be all blushy at first. I don't know, man. I'm so weird.)
So kawaii.
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Lol, be my guest! It's somehow ~*LIBERATING*~ Also, you, I'm about to drop $30 on a vibrator because of you and your "help". /is po' (No, I getcha, I'm like that about cosplay, of all things.)
/puff puff
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Somehow, yeah. It makes me feel less like an eavesdropping kid, I guess. Well, it's a kit with a phallic one, a bullet, and ben wa balls, because I figured I'd buy a few things all at once so I don't wuss out in the future. Yeah, lol, and I can only talk about it IRL with the people I do it with. xD;;
/PUFFFFFFFFF & BLUSSSSHHHHH
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You kids and your eavesdropping. Oh, I see. Well - let me know how that goes~ Fffff, you're so silly.
UWAHHHHH, SO CUTE! /HUGS YOU COME TO MY BOSOMS MY DARLING
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