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libertyfuckyeah February 3 2011, 02:15:28 UTC
But what if you're already brave and strong and smart?

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adorabloodiest February 3 2011, 02:26:58 UTC
AC: :33 < *you can be MORE of those things!*
AC: :33 < *braver and stronger and smarter!*
AC: :33 < *what you've always wanted to be!*

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1/3 libertyfuckyeah February 3 2011, 02:33:24 UTC
I'm already the strongest and bravest! I'm the hero! The hegemon! The greatest goddamn country in the world!

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libertyfuckyeah February 3 2011, 02:34:26 UTC
Wait.

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libertyfuckyeah February 3 2011, 02:34:52 UTC
I HAVE AN IDEA!

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adorabloodiest February 3 2011, 02:43:51 UTC
AC: :33 < *oh, do share!*

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libertyfuckyeah February 3 2011, 03:03:21 UTC
Yeah! I just came up with a good character! I'm gonna be...

Leonardo DiCaprio

A handsome but poor American, Leonardo DiCaprio went to go work on an unsinkable ship called the Titanic in 1912. Even though he was a good guy at heart, he had to engage in some shady dealings in order to keep his head above water (hah!). All that changed when he met the love of his life on the boat... Kate Winslet. The two began a sordid, illicit romance, and even though they knew troubled times awaited them, they knew they'd be okay as long as they had each other!

But then... (pause for effect)

tragedy.

The unsinkable ship sank. It was heartbreaking for everyone, especially America and England, but since I'm playing as Leonardo DiCaprio the tragedy took a more specific form: I allowed Kate Winslet to stay adrift on a piece of wood while I nobly sacrificed myself by staying in the icy water. I died just before the rescue boats arrived, and my love had to watch me sink down into the dark ocean...

And then

(pause again)

I woke up.It turns out it ( ... )

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WHY IS EVERYONE SO AWESOME adorabloodiest February 3 2011, 03:37:15 UTC
AC: :33 < *the purrofessor is in awe of country americas incredible character creating skills!*
AC: :33 < *LEOnardo is purrfect!*
AC: :33 < *romance! mystery! intrigue!*
AC: :33 < *...more mystery!*
AC: :33 < *his tragic story causes her to shed a single tear!*
AC: :33 < *she is eager to play with him!*

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GOD TIER POST. HERE AND NOW. libertyfuckyeah February 3 2011, 04:03:11 UTC
*Leonardo DiCaprio hopes the cat creature thing will join his dream team!*

*Literally*

*They go into dreams. But his own subconscious always seems to invade in some form or another! It adds to the mystery!!!!*

*Leonardo DiCaprio thinks SHE CAN BE THE ARCHITECT!!*

*Or something!*

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/GLEEFULLY FUCKS THE FOURTH WALL adorabloodiest February 3 2011, 04:27:24 UTC
AC: :33 < *the purrofessor will join his dream team!*
AC: :33 < *she changes her character to troll ellen page!*
AC: :33 < *because its more apurropriate if she is going to be the cute sidekick*
AC: :33 < *troll ellen page is a very intelligent and has a penchant for spatial reasoning*
AC: :33 < *and so forth*
AC: :33 < *shes also adorable!*
AC: :33 < *in her past, she shared her genetic material prematurely with her cute matesprit troll michael cera*
AC: :33 < *and she enjoys roller derby in her spare time*

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oh my god this is turning into something beyond the realms of glory libertyfuckyeah February 3 2011, 05:15:16 UTC
*Leonardo DiCaprio is inwardly thrilled at the prospect of having the brilliant girl with a turbulent past on his team!*

*But, of course, he keeps his cool. Because he's awesome and chill like that.*

*He tells her that he will guide her in the ways of being a dream architect!*

*Troll Ellen Page will be his first pupil, but he will teach her all she needs to know.*

*This may be more than she bargains for, given the extensive realities and skills that trouble his mind, but she will surely learn even more cool stuff along with the dream building!*

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i am so honored to be part of this history adorabloodiest February 3 2011, 05:34:08 UTC
AC: :33 < *and they do lots of cool dream stuff together!*
AC: :33 < *like making the sky curve around and all the hives interlace!*
AC: :33 < *or making two mirrors face each other and then breaking them and making a long tunnel that goes on furever!*
AC: :33 < *but just as troll ellen page is getting the hang of his dream building thingy*
AC: :33 < *CRASH!*
AC: :33 < *out of nowhere, its the titanic ship!*
AC: :33 < *it is a very big part of leonardo dicaprios subconscious and it is breaking through into his dream!*
AC: :33 < *it destroys a whole bunch of hives and rides through the pavement and is very big and loud and menacing!*
AC: :33 < *shrapnel flies everywhere!*
AC: :33 < *troll ellen page runs away from it and looks to leonardo dicaprio for help because he is the main protagonist!*
AC: :33 < *what should they do???*

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as am I. thank you nepeta for making this moment possible. libertyfuckyeah February 3 2011, 05:44:36 UTC
*Leonardo DiCaprio isn't surprised by this new development, but he is overwrought with other emotions!!*

*But Leonardo DiCaprio is the protagonist and he's got to save Troll Ellen Page!*

*He tells her that they need to wake up. One of the kicks involves being dunked in water*

*In front of Troll Ellen Page is a dark ocean... and a floating piece of furniture*

*Leonardo DiCaprio doesn't remember what it is but there's no time to inspect the wooden contraption! They have to escape now!!*

*He looks her in the eyes like a TRUE HERO and tells her everything will be okay. It's okey! He's American!!*

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adorabloodiest February 3 2011, 05:58:22 UTC
AC: :33 < *troll ellen page looks d33ply into his eyes*
AC: :33 < *she can tell that he is in fact a TRUE HERO!*
AC: :33 < *trusting in him, she lets go and falls backwards into the dark depths...*
AC: :33 < *she closes her eyes, and with her last dreaming moment she hopes that he too will be able to escape!*
AC: :33 < *because this is a three layer dream, and if he doesn't wake up, he will be trapped in it for 25 solar sweeps!*

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libertyfuckyeah February 4 2011, 07:38:33 UTC
*Leonardo DiCaprio pauses dramatically as the ship approaches*

*His eyes gloss over as forgotten memories began to creep to the surface*

*They are terrible memories indeed, half fabricated, to the point where he is unsure what actually happened and what he only dreamed*

*But he is sure this ship is a part of his reality. If only he could find out how...*

*Now is not the time for that though! He must get back to Troll Ellen Page!*

*With only the barest hint of hesitation as he looks into the icy waters (because he remembers his death or fake death or whatever happened here) he falls in!*

*It's time to ascend to the next layer!*

*PCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*

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