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-- arsenicCatnip [AC] begins trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --
AC: :33 < *ac pawnderously pads into the very quiet air*
AC: :33 < *she sniffs the wind with her cute wrinkled nose*
AC: :33 < *ew, it stinks! it stinks like monsters everywhere!! she is going to have to do something about it later.*
AC: :33 < *but look! there is a magic box! its gr33n ( Read more... )
AC: :33 < *ac pawnderously pads into the very quiet air*
AC: :33 < *she sniffs the wind with her cute wrinkled nose*
AC: :33 < *ew, it stinks! it stinks like monsters everywhere!! she is going to have to do something about it later.*
AC: :33 < *but look! there is a magic box! its gr33n ( Read more... )
CG: OF COURSE YOU WOULD BE THE NEXT ONE TO ARRIVE.
CG: OF FUCKING COURSE.
CG: I'M ALREADY IN DUMPASS CENTRAL, SO LET'S START PILING ON THE GENOCIDAL AND AUTISTIC TROLLS.
CG: THAT WOULD JUST MAKE MY WEEK.
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AC: :33 < I mean-- *AC says Karkat!*
AC: :33 < *She rubs around Karkats ankles and looks very happy!*
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CG: FUCK DON'T EVEN TRY THIS.
CG: I'M NOT ROLEPLAYING WITH YOU.
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AC: :33 < *so she plays with his shoelaces instead!*
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CG: YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THE INTELLECTUAL DEPTH TO EVEN QUESTION THE REALITY AROUND YOU, DO YOU?
CG: I'LL REFRAIN FROM EXPLAINING.
CG: YOU WOULD HEAR NONE OF IT.
CG: IT WOULD ALL GO IN YOUR EARS AND BE PROCESSED AS
CG: MEOW MEOW MEOW
CG: ETC.
CG: OKAY ANSWER ME THIS: WHERE ARE YOU?
CG: WHAT DO YOU SEE AROUND YOU.
CG: I CAN'T COME GET YOU BUT MAYBE I CAN GUIDE YOU TO THE CURRENT BASE OF OPERATIONS.
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AC: :33 < *everything is all gray and its snowy and it smells gross :((*
AC: :33 < *and the hives are so huge! and so close together!*
AC: :33 < *she thinks this place is really weird!*
AC: :33 < *its a big purroblem!*
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CG: I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ABOUT TO ASK THIS
CG: BUT CAN YOU PICK UP MY SCENT AND FOLLOW IT?
CG: FUCK, CAN YOU EVEN DO THAT? OR IS THAT JUST A PART OF YOUR FANTASY?
CG: I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW YOU WORK
CG: BEYOND YOUR PENCHANT FOR MAULING FEROCIOUS BEASTS TO DEATH, I MEAN.
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AC: :33 < *but she doesnt really remember karkat smell... he is not very smelly like equius or gamzee*
AC: :33 < I don't think itll work :<<
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CG: OKAY, SO NOT THAT THIS IS GOING TO MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU, BUT IN CASE YOU FIND SOME SORT OF ASSISTANCE THAT ISN'T MENTALLY DEFICIENT
CG: OUR TEMPORARY HIVE IS AT A PLACE CALLED "MARSHALL ROOM #105".
CG: IT'S BASICALLY A TRASH HEAP IN TOTAL DISREPAIR, BUT IT'S BETTER THAN WANDERING ENDLESSLY IN THE FUCKING SUN.
CG: SPEAKING OF WHICH, MAKE SURE YOU GET HERE BEFORE IT COMES UP.
CG: TRUST ME IT'S NOT AS BAD AS ALTERNIA'S BUT IT'S STILL IRRITATING.
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AC: :33 < i didnt think so but it was kinda alike
AC: :33 < there are two moons!
AC: :33 < but okay
AC: :33 < murrshall room 105! got it!
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CG: BUT YEAH IT DOES HAVE SOME SIMILARITIES. TWO MOONS, DANGEROUS FAUNA, COPIOUS AMOUNT OF IDIOTS.
CG: LET ME KNOW IF YOU'RE HAVING TOO MUCH TROUBLE GETTING HERE.
CG: MY THORAX GOT TORN TO SHIT SO I CAN'T MOVE MUCH BUT I'LL FIGURE SOMETHING ELSE.
CG: THE LAST NEED I NEED IS FOR THE ONLY REMAINING TROLL POPULATION TO BE FRIED TO A CRISP OR SOMETHING EQUALLY HORRIBLE.
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AC: :33 < and i can smell the monsters! i can't wait to hunt!
AC: :33 < i think i will be okay
AC: :33 < someone called the country of japan says he knows where you are and will help me!
AC: :33 < how did you hurt your thorax? you n33d to be more careful karkat!
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CG: WOW WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS FASCINATION WITH US.
CG: WHAT A CREEPER.
CG: MY INJURY ISN'T A BIG DEAL, I HAVE IT CLEANED AND BANDAGED.
CG: I WAS FOLLOWING A LEAD. COUNTRY JAPAN WAS ATTACKED BY SOME CAT CREATURE
CG: KINDA LIKE YOUR LUSUS ACTUALLY
CG: BUT I HAD TO INVESTIGATE BECAUSE THE DESCRIPTION HE GAVE ME MADE ME SUSPICIOUS. I THOUGH IT MIGHT'VE BEEN JACK. JOHN'S VERSION OF JACK.
CG: LUCKILY IT WASN'T.
CG: LONG STORY SHORT I GOT MAULED BY A FUCKING CAT AND HAD TO LIMP MY WAY THROUGH THE SUN TO FIND SHELTER.
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AC: :33 < oooh, i want to hunt it!
AC: :33 < but if it hurt you so bad it would be too dangerous...
AC: :33 < grrrrrr thats so furusterating!
AC: :33 < and jack is dangerous! even if it was him youd be in biiiig trouble!
AC: :33 < its a good thing youre okay!
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CG: YOU'RE AS GOOD AS HUMAN UNTIL YOU GET SOME IMPLANTED MICROCHIP OUT.
CG: JUST BE MORE CAUTIOUS WITH YOUR HUNTING UNTIL YOU'VE GOTTEN IT OUT.
CG: IF THE CREATURE HAD TURNED OUT TO BE JACK
CG: FUCK I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD HAVE DONE.
CG: I JUST HAD TO MAKE SURE IT *WASN'T* HIM.
CG: LOOKS LIKE I GOT MY WISH IN THAT REGARD.
CG: THEN AGAIN, IF HE GOT CHIPPED LIKE THE REST OF US, I MIGHT'VE STOOD A CHANCE.
CG: HMMMMMMMMM.
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AC: :33 < what does that mean?
AC: :33 < is that why i f33l all slow here for some reason?
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