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2nd Quest ♔ [ Audio ]

Oct 15, 2011 20:42

[Before Alistair opens his journal, a loud yelp of surprise (that manages to sound equally incredulous) emanates from room 3138. Anyone within the vicinity has a gooood chance of hearing it.

[But before he can get any angry neighbors banging on his door, Alistair throws open his journal and addresses it.]

Ha haaaa! Veeeeeery funny, Zevran. I know ( Read more... )

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[audio] 3wayforjustice October 16 2011, 03:49:32 UTC

[sdfhjdskf who knew the king of Fereldan was capable of so much shrieking.]

[He was having a nice nap, too. Now. There's only one thing to do.]

Oh, it is. Even the brightest minds can't seem to discern what it means.

[... be a bitch.]

[audio] 1/2 adorabastard October 16 2011, 03:57:09 UTC

[Just wait until he tries to describe pain.]

Great. Just ... fantastic. When I find him....

[audio] 2/2 adorabastard October 16 2011, 03:57:24 UTC

[Pause.]

Wait a second. How do you know what it looks like?

[audio] 3wayforjustice October 16 2011, 03:59:55 UTC

I used my crystal ball. Like any good mage would.

...

While you were sleeping.

[audio] adorabastard October 16 2011, 04:02:58 UTC

... Well. Won't be doing much of that.

[FIRST SHALE. NOW THIS.]

[audio] 3wayforjustice October 16 2011, 04:05:22 UTC

Of what? Sleeping?

[audio] adorabastard October 16 2011, 04:13:03 UTC

Exactly. Call me shy, but I don't really like being watched while I'm asleep. Or having needles shoved under my skin, for that matter.

[He makes a low, rather miserable noise.]

I hope he didn't do that whole ... massaging thing. I would've woken up for that, right? Yes, I definitely would have woken up for that.

[audio] 3wayforjustice October 16 2011, 04:15:36 UTC

You never know! I hear some sorts of massages actually put you to sleep.

Perhaps that was what happened.

[audio] adorabastard October 16 2011, 04:20:29 UTC

[Anders, you are not helping.]

If he wanted me unconscious, I think he'd be more likely to poison me.

[audio] 3wayforjustice October 16 2011, 04:24:07 UTC

You have such little faith in your friend. Why is that, I wonder?

[audio] adorabastard October 16 2011, 04:33:16 UTC

Hmm, I don't know. It might have something to do with him having been hired to kill us. [What "us"? He doesn't even think to clarify.] Or the part where he still thinks I'd make a good target, if-- ... certain things happened.

[Narrow save. But at least he didn't say, "if I were to become king."]

But those are just guesses.

[audio] 3wayforjustice October 16 2011, 04:34:43 UTC

Us?

Who is "us"?

And what 'things', exactly?

[audio] adorabastard October 16 2011, 04:38:41 UTC

Myself and my fellow Warden. Apparently, we're worth the expense of hiring assassins.

[Well, one assassin. One that failed and ... subsequently joined them. But heeey, technicalities.]

You know, things. Things that might make someone want to kill someone else. I'm told there's a very wide variety.

[audio] 3wayforjustice October 16 2011, 04:56:55 UTC

Why would anyone want to assassinate a pair of Wardens?

[Seriously. There's a lot of them -- or, wait. There weren't... But they're Grey Wardens.]

[That just doesn't make sense.]

... Like what?

[audio] 1/2 adorabastard October 16 2011, 05:10:00 UTC

That's a question better suited for Loghain. Along with many other questions.

[The underlying anger in his voice upon saying that name is vvvery difficult to mistake.]

[audio] 2/2 adorabastard October 16 2011, 05:14:35 UTC

[And behold: he pushes it aside with more humor. Aaaaas usual.]

As for the things, you can't really expect me to name them all! Why, there are people who will kill someone just for stealing their socks.

Not that I'd ever steal someone socks. That's why mine all have my name stitched on them. You can never be too careful.

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