1st Quest ♔ [ Audio ] → [ Commentlog ]

[adorabastard]

[The man's voice, when he speaks, carries a very distinctive accent. British, maybe? In actuality, it's a ~*Ferelden*~ accent, but hey: easy mistake to make. Furthermore, it's quick and obviously rambling, as though the man is a few shades shy of shrieking screaming in a very manly way.]

No no, this can't be. It was just a pinch, it couldn't have

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[Audio] I AM SO SORRY XDDDD;;;;;;; /facepalming

[spellsdeadwrong]

[...well then.

Quite the explosive entrance, isn't he? Asuka looks at his journal, wondering exactly where this guy came from... but he's not able to resist making a comment.]

Hey.

Your book's talking to you now, too.

We're waiting for you.

[Audio] LOL! Don't be sorryyyyyy

[adorabastard]

[Why so ominous all of a sudden, book?]

"Waiting"? Waiting for what?

[Audio] Asuka is just. A terrible person. XD;

[spellsdeadwrong]

[…oh man. Does he really get to do this again? Is someone really believing him? Asuka’s sitting there grinning on the other side of the journal--this is awesome!]

All the people speaking to you through it, all the voices that are coming from it… we’re all trapped inside! We need you to let us out, so we can be free.

[He’s trying so very hard not to laugh right now. He doesn’t quite care so much that his grin is probably very audible--after all, it’s a joke! Kind of. A horrible prank disguised as a joke. Something like that.

It’s still funny.]

[Audio] TERRIBLE INDEED.

[adorabastard]

[This sounds like a job fooooor ... his fellow Warden, actually. BUT, since he's sort of left to make his own decisions at the moment....]

You're trapped?

[He inspects the book, as though it'll provide him with some answer.]

How did you become trapped? What happened?

[Audio] ;lkasd;alskflkjsdf

[spellsdeadwrong]

Yes!

[Oh man, oh man, he needs to come up with some lies -fast-...]

I don't know what happened. There were just a bunch of people and they said something about the Black City, and how they'd be able to open the gates...

[He has absolutely no idea where he's going with this. But the text transcript of Alistair's words have at least given him a starting point! He just hopes that it's not really obvious that he's making all this up. But given that he has no idea what the Black City even -is-, or if opening the gates of it would be a bad thing or not... eh. He'll see where it goes!]

...and I don't remember the rest. Just that we've been trapped here for a long time.

[Audio] I CAN'T EVEN AJSDOIFJANSDF I'M LAUGHING SO HARD

[adorabastard]

You--

[Give him a moment to try and dismiss what he just heard. Aaaand another moment to realize that no, he did hear that correctly.

[His tone is one of disbelief and 'what were you EVEN'.]

Don't tell me you tried to get in?

[Audio] I AM SORRY FOR NOT RETURNING TO IT EARLIER BECAUSE :ADLJFLAKJA

[spellsdeadwrong]

No!

[He sounds outright -appalled- by the mere thought!]

They did it! The people that were trying to get in, they trapped everybody else inside the book!

[Come on, do you really think he's that stupid (even if he doesn't know what you're talking about)? Jeeeeez.]

[Audio] IT'S FINE, I am le slooooooow <3

[adorabastard]

[As well he should! That would be a terrible thing, talking book. TERRIBLE.]

I've never heard of anything like this....

[And yet, he still sounds as though he believes it.]

How can I help?