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1st Quest ♔ [ Audio ] → [ Commentlog ]

Oct 11, 2011 01:35

[The man's voice, when he speaks, carries a very distinctive accent. British, maybe? In actuality, it's a ~*Ferelden*~ accent, but hey: easy mistake to make. Furthermore, it's quick and obviously rambling, as though the man is a few shades shy of shrieking screaming in a very manly way.]

No no, this can't be. It was just a pinch, it couldn't have ( Read more... )

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[Audio] iwannabeadragon October 11 2011, 12:53:55 UTC

[Well there's an accent Hawke recognizes, not so much the voice though.]

While you're at it I don't suppose you'd mind asking the Maker where favorite pair of socks went? It's been weeks since I've seen them.

[Audio] adorabastard October 13 2011, 04:35:37 UTC

[Aaand now the book's talking. WHY IS THE BOOK TALKING.]

I didn't know that books liked socks. Though I guess you could have a favorite pair of anything, even if you couldn't wear them.

... Unless you can grow little feet or something. You ... can't do that, can you?

[Audio] iwannabeadragon October 13 2011, 04:46:16 UTC

[Now Hawke could very easily explain that it's not the book talking to him, but that just wouldn't be any fun.]

Of course I can. I can talk can't I? But I can only do it while you're sleeping. I have to do something besides sitting here and waiting for you to talk to me.

[Audio] adorabastard October 13 2011, 07:59:09 UTC

You can? ... Huh. That's a ... rather strange thing to imagine.

[A pause.]

What if I didn't talk to you for a while? Could you do it then?

[Audio] iwannabeadragon October 13 2011, 18:29:41 UTC

Stranger than magically showing up in a random keep?

That depends if you were watching or not. I'm self-conscious about my feet.

[Audio] adorabastard October 14 2011, 00:50:12 UTC

Maybe not that strange. But today's been rather strange all over, I can tell you that.

Why self-conscious? I bet they match your cover quite well.

[Audio] iwannabeadragon October 14 2011, 02:22:11 UTC

I'm a book. I hear a lot of strange things.

Well let's see how your feet look when you spend all night running around in a keep in nothing but socks and no way to wash them.

[Audio] adorabastard October 14 2011, 04:36:57 UTC

Couldn't you ask someone to wash them for you? I'm sure someone would find it quite fun, washing little book-socks.

[Audio] iwannabeadragon October 14 2011, 04:49:33 UTC

They would but the wash tub and I had an awful fight a while back, now he refuses to wash anything of mine. I say he's just jealous that I'm more well read.

[Audio] adorabastard October 14 2011, 07:19:28 UTC

... The wash tub can talk as well?

[Audio] iwannabeadragon October 14 2011, 07:20:40 UTC

Well why wouldn't it?

[Audio] adorabastard October 14 2011, 07:21:50 UTC

I've just never met a wash tub that can talk, is all.

Or a book, for that matter.

[Audio] iwannabeadragon October 14 2011, 07:22:42 UTC

There's a first time for everything.

[Audio] adorabastard October 14 2011, 07:23:55 UTC

Yes, today seems to be full of those.

[Audio] iwannabeadragon October 14 2011, 07:44:52 UTC

Don't worry, you'll get used to it, and then you'll bet chatting up all the furniture. Some of them are a bit shy though.

[If Hawke can get a man to talk to the furniture in the keep it will be his greatest accomplishment yet.]

[Audio] adorabastard October 14 2011, 08:09:00 UTC

I'm not sure it'll be quite that easy to get used to.

[The idea is there, Hawke. Just gotta make it groooow.]

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