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So, with three minutes to go in my shift something strange happened. A dog walked into the store. A beautiful black lab. All of us stopped and looked at each other like "What the fuck?" I felt like I was in a joke. What happened to the punch line?
My dad picked me up from work and we went over to his mother's house. My Uncle Matt is in town. I had yummy chicken enchiladas. I also found a dollar in her driveway.
The other day my dad was spraying for ants on their back patio. He backed up to far and fell in the pool. He stepped in the little cut-out where the bench is. He said he teetered awhile before he finally fell in. This proves I am a lot like BOTH parents, doing stupid clumsy (funny) things.
My head itches and I have to pee. Rich just burped in my ear. SEXY.
My dad picked me up from work and we went over to his mother's house. My Uncle Matt is in town. I had yummy chicken enchiladas. I also found a dollar in her driveway.
The other day my dad was spraying for ants on their back patio. He backed up to far and fell in the pool. He stepped in the little cut-out where the bench is. He said he teetered awhile before he finally fell in. This proves I am a lot like BOTH parents, doing stupid clumsy (funny) things.
My head itches and I have to pee. Rich just burped in my ear. SEXY.