oh good god why!
at this moment in time... Faceparty is the prime target for me to acquire mingers....
only met two people on there, one was a bit of a minger (my ex) the other was a gem (leanne) and now av just hav 4 girls chatting to me...
1 looks nice, 1 is average, the other is from swindon despite the fact that she supports leeds and the other.... oh god... HELP!!!
I really feel sorry for her cos she's never done anything with anyone and from a close up pic of her face... it will be some time before she does.... She's never had a kiss off a lad... and all the time am winging on about not been able to get leanne nor iona... this poor lady is starting year 13 having never kissed a lad let alone done owt.
I was in that situation myself but i managed to get through it... but i didn't have spots all over my face, i didn't have a mole on my nose and forehead... She'll find love someday, and you can tell she's desperate, cos she realised am average, down to earth, nowt wrong with me... she's falling for me and wants to meet up and i guess she already wanted to say that she loved me!!! NO! NO! NO! I'd gladly help her out, but to go out with her... i just couldnt do it... besides i've known her for 10 minutes, and she sounds like Beth... doubt it's beth in disguise... i gotta give the girl credit for coming clean...beth would never have done that! She did howerver say the pic was in July... so its 8 months ago nearly... and from another pic i saw... she looked quite nice but even so... no way!
Now she thinks were meeting up in half term... i've walked into a right mess here... just by being nice! She was really fishing for compliments as well... i couldn't even lie to her... she was that bad on the face... I just said she look nice.... which what she really is, is the complete opposite... Oh lord... i've never asked for anything... but please save me on this one, or at least give her the strength to get herself looking respectable... i know nothing can be done with the moles, but get rid of the spots, she has a nice body... so you never know for her in the future... but i can catagorically deny that i will be going out with her... i dont perticularly wanna meet her either.... at the moment i just blocked her online... and she's expecting me to e-mail my mobile number.... i dont perticularly wanna do tha either...
Jesusing Hells Potatoes! i dont perticularly wanna look at her pic again.... from the long distance one you can tell her parents are christian... with the crucifiction on the wall... and u also can tell she has some spots.... but the close up.... here goes... i cannot even bare to look at this really but sod it... oh god... am gonna have nightmares.....
she's got spots all over the place... she picks them too... u can see some scarring.... she has freckles gone wrong!!! and a wart on her forehead...no mole on her nose... it's a freckle.... her smile makes her eyes crunch up... Oh i really do feel sorry for this poor lass....
Maybe its gods way of punishing me and making me realise that my life aint so bad after all... Luckily she says this pic is just 6-8 months old.... things can change... and on the one where she's standing by the door, she does look nice! and she does have a nice body... but face wise... oh god... someone help her...
Anyways football tommorow... taking Leanne's brother... Kieran... last time a saw him he was a bit of a bongo bonkerz kind of person... fits well at a footy game... but not in real life. Hopefully his parents will tell him straight. And hopefully i can see Leanne for a little while... have to say... Leanne is just everything i want in a girl... as she does look nice... still if i ever get married to leanne, i'll have to put up with him... so here's a start!
And he did say Thank You!
only met two people on there, one was a bit of a minger (my ex) the other was a gem (leanne) and now av just hav 4 girls chatting to me...
1 looks nice, 1 is average, the other is from swindon despite the fact that she supports leeds and the other.... oh god... HELP!!!
I really feel sorry for her cos she's never done anything with anyone and from a close up pic of her face... it will be some time before she does.... She's never had a kiss off a lad... and all the time am winging on about not been able to get leanne nor iona... this poor lady is starting year 13 having never kissed a lad let alone done owt.
I was in that situation myself but i managed to get through it... but i didn't have spots all over my face, i didn't have a mole on my nose and forehead... She'll find love someday, and you can tell she's desperate, cos she realised am average, down to earth, nowt wrong with me... she's falling for me and wants to meet up and i guess she already wanted to say that she loved me!!! NO! NO! NO! I'd gladly help her out, but to go out with her... i just couldnt do it... besides i've known her for 10 minutes, and she sounds like Beth... doubt it's beth in disguise... i gotta give the girl credit for coming clean...beth would never have done that! She did howerver say the pic was in July... so its 8 months ago nearly... and from another pic i saw... she looked quite nice but even so... no way!
Now she thinks were meeting up in half term... i've walked into a right mess here... just by being nice! She was really fishing for compliments as well... i couldn't even lie to her... she was that bad on the face... I just said she look nice.... which what she really is, is the complete opposite... Oh lord... i've never asked for anything... but please save me on this one, or at least give her the strength to get herself looking respectable... i know nothing can be done with the moles, but get rid of the spots, she has a nice body... so you never know for her in the future... but i can catagorically deny that i will be going out with her... i dont perticularly wanna meet her either.... at the moment i just blocked her online... and she's expecting me to e-mail my mobile number.... i dont perticularly wanna do tha either...
Jesusing Hells Potatoes! i dont perticularly wanna look at her pic again.... from the long distance one you can tell her parents are christian... with the crucifiction on the wall... and u also can tell she has some spots.... but the close up.... here goes... i cannot even bare to look at this really but sod it... oh god... am gonna have nightmares.....
she's got spots all over the place... she picks them too... u can see some scarring.... she has freckles gone wrong!!! and a wart on her forehead...no mole on her nose... it's a freckle.... her smile makes her eyes crunch up... Oh i really do feel sorry for this poor lass....
Maybe its gods way of punishing me and making me realise that my life aint so bad after all... Luckily she says this pic is just 6-8 months old.... things can change... and on the one where she's standing by the door, she does look nice! and she does have a nice body... but face wise... oh god... someone help her...
Anyways football tommorow... taking Leanne's brother... Kieran... last time a saw him he was a bit of a bongo bonkerz kind of person... fits well at a footy game... but not in real life. Hopefully his parents will tell him straight. And hopefully i can see Leanne for a little while... have to say... Leanne is just everything i want in a girl... as she does look nice... still if i ever get married to leanne, i'll have to put up with him... so here's a start!
And he did say Thank You!