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The rest of this week thus follows:
I realized that many a comical phrases happen on a daily basis that i don't share; and thought i should use the time that i spend not paying attention doing something productive.
Today during english: "Uhuhuh, uah..uahuahuah, uah"...Camille decided to put on a show and randomly started lifting up her dress...uhhuhuh, uah...uahuahuahuah"... haha, ok guys she had jeans on underneath, all y'all have very dirty minds...tsk tsk. Later mrs. morgan cam into our class room.."can any of y'all read?" "no we're illiterate"..."i'll read!" "Jeez, i know you are as anglo as they come" (mrs. morgan said that to will, who is indeed albino like in color)...uhuhuh, uah...uahuahuahuah....as the period lingered on..."damn did da beuall RRAAAAANG?"...uhuhuh, uah...uahuahuahuah
world history: today is my cousins birthday..."he just turned 15!" jessie snickers with sheepish grin. "haha...well you're dating a FRESHMAN!" ansel along with the entire class looked appaued..."but he is HOTT!" kathryn-"yeah, i've seen him, really guys he is HOTT!" maddie-"well kathryn, are we going by YOUR definition of hott?" entire class- "ouch!" laughing...mr. staples "ms. peirson i have only one word for you...CRADDLEROBBER!" class hysterically laughs for about 10 minutes. my society has killed kathryn and i'm the only female left...as nick so generously pointed out "so melinda...you're like everyone's bitch!"..."thanks nick"
bcis: the wee freshman that sit next to me and their intelligent outlook on life...RIGHT. "horny and 49 start with the same letter!"..."how would you know who that carson guy is...?" "my brother watches queer eye".."sure dude...and your mom is good in bed...some things just are lies!" later that period, i was talking and they were attempting to listen in on my conversation...their reaction:" What?! two guys humped eachother...wait, humped you?" "no you dipshits!" *throws hands in the air and rolls eyes multiple times*
chemistry: watched crime scene videos, way too intense...but on the brightside i did find out that one should never interefere with cookie-eating. aannd everyone once in a blue moon, some of them can say things that are semi-intelligent...notice it is only semi, since actual intelligence is still beyond their grasp.
aysha wanted me to ponder this...so most intelligent people are pessimistic because they see all the bad in the world and msot stupid people are the happiest people in the world...so why does man kind choose intelligence over happiness? "they can be sad about the world situation, but i believe intelligent people can make their own life fullfilling"... "wrong anwser" "how is that a wrong anwser" "because that isn't how it happens" "isn't our intelligence what we have claimed is the difference between us and other animals" "shut up, you make sense, i'll ask megan"...damn, that is what i get for disagreeing and making sense, so shoot me. overall today ain't bad, tomorrow is meet, and my life is sweet. i'm being dorky...AGAIN. uhuhuh, uah...uahuahuahuah
I realized that many a comical phrases happen on a daily basis that i don't share; and thought i should use the time that i spend not paying attention doing something productive.
Today during english: "Uhuhuh, uah..uahuahuah, uah"...Camille decided to put on a show and randomly started lifting up her dress...uhhuhuh, uah...uahuahuahuah"... haha, ok guys she had jeans on underneath, all y'all have very dirty minds...tsk tsk. Later mrs. morgan cam into our class room.."can any of y'all read?" "no we're illiterate"..."i'll read!" "Jeez, i know you are as anglo as they come" (mrs. morgan said that to will, who is indeed albino like in color)...uhuhuh, uah...uahuahuahuah....as the period lingered on..."damn did da beuall RRAAAAANG?"...uhuhuh, uah...uahuahuahuah
world history: today is my cousins birthday..."he just turned 15!" jessie snickers with sheepish grin. "haha...well you're dating a FRESHMAN!" ansel along with the entire class looked appaued..."but he is HOTT!" kathryn-"yeah, i've seen him, really guys he is HOTT!" maddie-"well kathryn, are we going by YOUR definition of hott?" entire class- "ouch!" laughing...mr. staples "ms. peirson i have only one word for you...CRADDLEROBBER!" class hysterically laughs for about 10 minutes. my society has killed kathryn and i'm the only female left...as nick so generously pointed out "so melinda...you're like everyone's bitch!"..."thanks nick"
bcis: the wee freshman that sit next to me and their intelligent outlook on life...RIGHT. "horny and 49 start with the same letter!"..."how would you know who that carson guy is...?" "my brother watches queer eye".."sure dude...and your mom is good in bed...some things just are lies!" later that period, i was talking and they were attempting to listen in on my conversation...their reaction:" What?! two guys humped eachother...wait, humped you?" "no you dipshits!" *throws hands in the air and rolls eyes multiple times*
chemistry: watched crime scene videos, way too intense...but on the brightside i did find out that one should never interefere with cookie-eating. aannd everyone once in a blue moon, some of them can say things that are semi-intelligent...notice it is only semi, since actual intelligence is still beyond their grasp.
aysha wanted me to ponder this...so most intelligent people are pessimistic because they see all the bad in the world and msot stupid people are the happiest people in the world...so why does man kind choose intelligence over happiness? "they can be sad about the world situation, but i believe intelligent people can make their own life fullfilling"... "wrong anwser" "how is that a wrong anwser" "because that isn't how it happens" "isn't our intelligence what we have claimed is the difference between us and other animals" "shut up, you make sense, i'll ask megan"...damn, that is what i get for disagreeing and making sense, so shoot me. overall today ain't bad, tomorrow is meet, and my life is sweet. i'm being dorky...AGAIN. uhuhuh, uah...uahuahuahuah