I Like 'Splosions

Jul 02, 2008 22:10


I curse alot. Just so you know. I'm also shallow and easly swayed by cute men.

Thus warned, here is my review of Wanted.

I have two words for this movie

FUCK YES!

I love love loved it! I have one more Scot to add to my list. I did say a year or so ago that James McAvoy was one to watch. I will admit. I can be a VERY SHALLOW movie goer. I can forgive all sorts of horrendous cinematical errors if you plop a sexy man infront of me who is reasonably bad ass and occassionally makes appearances without all his clothes. In addition to this you add Guns (I LIKE GUNS) some bad ass car chases and some clever if hoaky lines and a woman so good a kicking ass I want to be her I'm a puddle of goo. It is a recipe for a Munky Movie.

Of course there are are always things to complain about. EVERY movie has flaws. Like the continuity error of Fox having high heeled boots one minute and then the next flats. But I'm a woman. I notice those kinds of things. If you can't do it in heels don't bloody put her in heels!

My worst complaint was the actual theater experience. I KID YOU NOT! There were at least 6 kids under the age of 10 in the theater and they did not all come from the same family. Screaming children, grotesquely fat people stuffing their faces loudly and best of all.... some fucking asshat with a low cell phone battery too god damn retarded to turn the damn thing off so every ten minutes I hear.... BEEP.......BEEP......BEEP

But I digress...

In the end, if I can leave a movie theater so fucking jazzed that I have to remind myself that it's illegal to go 80 miles an hour down Rhinehart Rd, it's done it's job as far as I'm concerned.

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