Seperation Anxiety
I haven't had a good wacko news story in a while. They must have been saving up for this one. From Yahoo! News.
This guy has his leg amputated after a plane crash or something. Doesn't want to part with the leg. It's important enough for him to keep for "religious reasons"
So where does he store it? Wrapped in cloth, in a smoker (the kind you cook meat in) in a storage unit and then doesn't pay the bill so everything in the unit gets auctioned off.
This poor shmuck buys the smoker and lo and behold that's a freaking leg in it.
Amputee is going to drive to the new smoker owner's place and pick up his leg. He still wants to keep it.
Weird-O.
I will tag this under undead as well since it involves severed body parts.