::Cough::Hack::Wheeze::
Okay, not that anyone noticed but
armyofchuckness, because he's freaking awesome, but I've been AWOL for the past week. Why you may ask? Because I had an inflamation of the bronchial tubes... ie bronchitis. Also I've been reading Harry Potter. I'm on antibiotics and an inhaler, I feel like a wheezey Mikey from Goonies. Everytime something cool happens I have to use the inhaler or risk passing out. Today was my first full 8 hours at work and I almost didn't make it. I came in around 7 and at 3:00 I began the worst migraine I've had in years.... the last time I remember one this bad was at least 3 years ago. It was one of the ones where my eyesight narrows to a pinehole and the only cure is scrap your day, take two advil and pass the fuck out for at least 4 hours.
While I was passed the fuck out, I had THE BEST DREAMS!!
Dream number one: Scott and Howard, two of my more entertaining coworkers and I live on... wait for it.... the starship Enterprise! Not kidding. And it's the kick ass TNG version. So I'm walking with Scott back to his "quarters" and I'm like, so where's my quarters? And he's like I dunno, we can find them, and then I realize DUH. All you have to do on the Enterprise is go "Computer, where is blah blah blah." So I ask the computer where my room is and what gay ass shit is this? The computer is broken and can't answer. I'm sorry, this is my dream and I want to talk to the damn computer and replicate shit. Even with the disappointment of the computer, it was still the kick ass dream.
Dream number two: I was Louis from Interview with the Vampire's companion. He wasn't quite the whiney bastard that he was in the movie oh and he had never been to New Orleans, WTf.... so really it was Louis in form and a vampire and that was pretty much the only connection. So I took him to New Orleans and there was a Circus of the Damned there, you Anita Blake fans will know what that is, but instead of being run by vampires the circus was just really creepy carnies and I expressed my concern to Louis and he responds with, Uh I'm a vampire DUH. Nothing to worry about. So we're wandering the streets of New Orleans (god I love that city) and we're in a kinda skeezy portion of the Quarter and this guy runs up and knifes Louis. He's response, Are you kidding me? I'm a bloody vampire noob, you can't kill me with just a knife and then he bites him. Also I might add that my Louis did not have the silly misconception of Anne Rice's that vampires are asexual. Yeah my Louis was cool.