The funniest part about it is she values a single day in her entire measly, little life at around $300 MILLION DOLLARS! I mean, I'd ask for like, $10 bucks. Maybe, as a joke, expect to get some kind of a check. But wow, this lady is like, serious . . .
Don't horoscopes always differ from source to source? Where would you, for example, check yours?
Try using MSN's. It's on the left-hand side of the home page http://www.msn.com/ under Entertainment. Here's what mine has to say for today . . .
July 6, 2005 This could be a good day to talk about important things with your romantic partner, Adnan. A spirit of closeness and intimacy will permeate the day. You'll find it easy to share your hopes and your dreams. You could have a lot of laughter, too! If you're single right now, you could experience these things with a friend who is a special soul mate. Allow yourself to speak about what is truly in your heart.
I love it how they try to cover their lying asses by saying "Oh and if you're single, then blah blah blah . . . " HAH! Gagbage! Complete, utter gagbage!
alright, i was reading these comments and now must do a grammar attack, this is so horrible. so i will be your grammarian-for-the-day (my horoscope said i'd do this!) and fix all your grammar.
knowing u, u do this satirically, but i have to say: $10 bucks??? adnan, really. even satirically, that's just sad. anyway, the best way to check your horoscope is to get Astrology for Dummies and figure it out yourself.
That is cheating to the MAX! After reading my horoscope on MSN, which suggests I open up to my "romantic partner," I think I'll be a total jerk to every person I see today! Woohoo!
as your self-dubbed grammarian, i am compelled to edit your GLARING error. asses? liz, come on. you asses it at the end of the day?
ASSESS.
and yes and no... see, your horoscope didn't mean what it said--it was really trying to make you talk to old Basil. i mean, Otis. i mean, Frank. i mean, Dr Watson. i mean, Toby. What are we calling him now?
i'm obsessed with my horoscope. i check mine religiously.
it's soooo true. they almost always come true (or i make them come true... haha)
that's funny that she's filing a lawsuit. crazy woman.
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Don't horoscopes always differ from source to source? Where would you, for example, check yours?
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July 6, 2005
This could be a good day to talk about important things with your romantic partner, Adnan. A spirit of closeness and intimacy will permeate the day. You'll find it easy to share your hopes and your dreams. You could have a lot of laughter, too! If you're single right now, you could experience these things with a friend who is a special soul mate. Allow yourself to speak about what is truly in your heart.
. . . gimme a freakin' break . . .
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it's almost always true.
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knowing u, u do this satirically, but i have to say: $10 bucks??? adnan, really. even satirically, that's just sad. anyway, the best way to check your horoscope is to get Astrology for Dummies and figure it out yourself.
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ASSESS.
and yes and no... see, your horoscope didn't mean what it said--it was really trying to make you talk to old Basil. i mean, Otis. i mean, Frank. i mean, Dr Watson. i mean, Toby. What are we calling him now?
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i'm like the grammar-nazi. bwahaha.
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