And now for the most ridiculous item of the day . . .

Jul 04, 2005 18:48

I'm sure Liz will get a kick out of this. You too, Zimmermann . . . wherever you are ( Read more... )

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oh_herro July 6 2005, 06:07:38 UTC
that's so funny.

i'm obsessed with my horoscope. i check mine religiously.
it's soooo true. they almost always come true (or i make them come true... haha)

that's funny that she's filing a lawsuit. crazy woman.

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adnanymous July 6 2005, 14:10:09 UTC
The funniest part about it is she values a single day in her entire measly, little life at around $300 MILLION DOLLARS! I mean, I'd ask for like, $10 bucks. Maybe, as a joke, expect to get some kind of a check. But wow, this lady is like, serious . . .

Don't horoscopes always differ from source to source? Where would you, for example, check yours?

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adnanymous July 6 2005, 17:55:04 UTC
Try using MSN's. It's on the left-hand side of the home page http://www.msn.com/ under Entertainment. Here's what mine has to say for today . . .

July 6, 2005
This could be a good day to talk about important things with your romantic partner, Adnan. A spirit of closeness and intimacy will permeate the day. You'll find it easy to share your hopes and your dreams. You could have a lot of laughter, too! If you're single right now, you could experience these things with a friend who is a special soul mate. Allow yourself to speak about what is truly in your heart.

. . . gimme a freakin' break . . .

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adnanymous July 6 2005, 18:41:49 UTC
I love it how they try to cover their lying asses by saying "Oh and if you're single, then blah blah blah . . . " HAH! Gagbage! Complete, utter gagbage!

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oh_herro July 6 2005, 19:51:06 UTC
i use YAHOO! ASTROLOGY. :)
it's almost always true.

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amzimme July 8 2005, 07:00:40 UTC
alright, i was reading these comments and now must do a grammar attack, this is so horrible. so i will be your grammarian-for-the-day (my horoscope said i'd do this!) and fix all your grammar.

knowing u, u do this satirically, but i have to say: $10 bucks??? adnan, really. even satirically, that's just sad. anyway, the best way to check your horoscope is to get Astrology for Dummies and figure it out yourself.

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adnanymous July 6 2005, 17:58:19 UTC
That is cheating to the MAX! After reading my horoscope on MSN, which suggests I open up to my "romantic partner," I think I'll be a total jerk to every person I see today! Woohoo!

:)

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amzimme July 8 2005, 07:04:35 UTC
as your self-dubbed grammarian, i am compelled to edit your GLARING error. asses? liz, come on. you asses it at the end of the day?

ASSESS.

and yes and no... see, your horoscope didn't mean what it said--it was really trying to make you talk to old Basil. i mean, Otis. i mean, Frank. i mean, Dr Watson. i mean, Toby. What are we calling him now?

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adnanymous July 9 2005, 03:13:07 UTC
I tend to keep from correcting people's mistakes so as to be polite. But it's not like my own grammar is much better . . .

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amzimme July 10 2005, 07:54:02 UTC
polite? what polite? GRAMMAR IS AT STAKE HERE, MAN!!! GRAMMAR!!! THERE'S NOT TIME FOR POLITENESS!!!

i'm like the grammar-nazi. bwahaha.

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amzimme July 10 2005, 07:54:45 UTC
hey, i should make myself a symbol... four semi-colons arranged in a cross...

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