Mar 18, 2011 14:01
St. Patty's Day is one of the 5 drinking holidays of the year. All together the 5 consist of:
St. Patty's Day (Irish Booze)
Cinco de Mayo (Tequila and Corona's)
Fourth of July (American Booze)
New Year's (Champagne)
Birthdays (Anything you want)
I celebrated in Old Town Pasadena last night mostly because the crowds are manageable and you're not stuck in a line for an hour either to get in or to get a drink - both of which are separate from each other. It was one of those nights where I drink too much filler and not enough alcohol (i.e. beer) and my body feels full but the mind is still conscious. I intend to do the opposite where my mind is unconscious (but still moving) and I can't feel my body. Anyways, it would have been a good night if my friends weren't complaining and regretting the ineffectiveness with getting with the ladies. Way to kill my buzz.
Anyways, my week isn't over as I am going to Las Vegas for my third reenactment of "The Hangover" where I will be taking up the role of THE Fat Jesus, and the role of Mike Tyson will either be taken up by the one big bouncer that'll kick my ass for being "too spirited", or (hopes up for) Ving Rhames.
SOMEONE GET ME A YARD LONG FROM "FAT TUESDAYS" AT PLANET HOLLYWOOD, AND MAKE THEM PUT 3 EXTRA SHOTS OF 151 RUM - STAT!!!!