DINOSAUR'S NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS
Microwave my own cheesy bread
Climb trees with Daddy.
Watch all the episodes of Beat Bugs. Correct people when they try to sing Beatles lyrics in any other way.
Turn five.
Then turn 43 because I'll be taller that way.
Talk about butts every chance I get. Butts are the funniest thing ever.
Be a pirate ninja and fight Donald Trump. He is a bad guy.
Hash browns and Kwossums for every brefkust!
Make sure no one is allowed to be on the computer when I am playing spore
Climb trees with Daddy.
Watch all the episodes of Beat Bugs. Correct people when they try to sing Beatles lyrics in any other way.
Turn five.
Then turn 43 because I'll be taller that way.
Talk about butts every chance I get. Butts are the funniest thing ever.
Be a pirate ninja and fight Donald Trump. He is a bad guy.
Hash browns and Kwossums for every brefkust!
Make sure no one is allowed to be on the computer when I am playing spore