FORBIDDEN WORDS AND PHRASES, 2016
All Lives Matter
Ambitchious
America has lost its moral compass
America's Muslim problem
Artisinal [anything]
Blasian
Bleeding from her wherever
Can't Even
LITERALLY can't even
CHECKMATE, ATHEISTS
Cheeky Nandos
Dad Bod
Dear fat people
Dear person who (just did a minor douche-move in my presence and now I'm gonna tell the whole world about it)
Double down (except when actually playing blackjack)
Fetty Wap
Fifty shades of [anything]
Fuck your breath.
Gifting
Growtivation
Healthy food choices (applied to food stamp cuts)
If only I'd been there, that guy'd be dead before he got off a shot
If only the victim(s) had been carrying, this wouldn't have happened
Incentivize
Incog-negro
___is a thing.
___ is the new black
It's simple. Just don't break the law.
It's simple. Just don't run from the cops.
It's simple. Just stop looking like, you know, that.
Jade Helm 15
Keep calm and [ANYTHING. God, give this one a rest, guys!]
Literally
Mantenna
Melanie's Marvelous Measles
Mic drop
Moose knuckle
Muslim no-go zone
Nae Nae
Nutscaping
Opening up to your abundance
Perks of bullying
Pumpkin spice [anything]
Religious freedom (applied to bullying, oppressing, or taking away rights from others)
Sad Puppy slate
Schlonged
Seems legit
Sending our hopes and prayers
Should be flattered
Solutions provider
____splain
Still does his/her job
Taking the Red Pill
Tauntable deniability
This.
Thighbrow
Thug
Trumpmentum
Upskirting
Uptown funk you up
Vagmoji
Vocal fry
YOLO
You won't believe what happens next!!!
Youniverse
Your call is very important
Your ilk
Ambitchious
America has lost its moral compass
America's Muslim problem
Artisinal [anything]
Blasian
Bleeding from her wherever
Can't Even
LITERALLY can't even
CHECKMATE, ATHEISTS
Cheeky Nandos
Dad Bod
Dear fat people
Dear person who (just did a minor douche-move in my presence and now I'm gonna tell the whole world about it)
Double down (except when actually playing blackjack)
Fetty Wap
Fifty shades of [anything]
Fuck your breath.
Gifting
Growtivation
Healthy food choices (applied to food stamp cuts)
If only I'd been there, that guy'd be dead before he got off a shot
If only the victim(s) had been carrying, this wouldn't have happened
Incentivize
Incog-negro
___is a thing.
___ is the new black
It's simple. Just don't break the law.
It's simple. Just don't run from the cops.
It's simple. Just stop looking like, you know, that.
Jade Helm 15
Keep calm and [ANYTHING. God, give this one a rest, guys!]
Literally
Mantenna
Melanie's Marvelous Measles
Mic drop
Moose knuckle
Muslim no-go zone
Nae Nae
Nutscaping
Opening up to your abundance
Perks of bullying
Pumpkin spice [anything]
Religious freedom (applied to bullying, oppressing, or taking away rights from others)
Sad Puppy slate
Schlonged
Seems legit
Sending our hopes and prayers
Should be flattered
Solutions provider
____splain
Still does his/her job
Taking the Red Pill
Tauntable deniability
This.
Thighbrow
Thug
Trumpmentum
Upskirting
Uptown funk you up
Vagmoji
Vocal fry
YOLO
You won't believe what happens next!!!
Youniverse
Your call is very important
Your ilk