001- [phone] This is the worst intro ever....
[He's been listening to the phones all week, trying to figure out what's going on. After a lot of careful thought he still has absolutely no idea.]
Sooo.... there were too many people here and the power went out, but then the people were gone. Except then they were back but those were fakes. Only not really 'cause it was a trick.
And then no one was missing anyway, but then they were all fakes again and now they have to die, so that Santa guy'll return the real thing. That's how this works right?
......Sure is a weird holiday.
[He is just.... so confused right now.]
And you guys do this every year?
Sooo.... there were too many people here and the power went out, but then the people were gone. Except then they were back but those were fakes. Only not really 'cause it was a trick.
And then no one was missing anyway, but then they were all fakes again and now they have to die, so that Santa guy'll return the real thing. That's how this works right?
......Sure is a weird holiday.
[He is just.... so confused right now.]
And you guys do this every year?