My tweets

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• Sat, 12:01: RT @ SWFLsweetie: @ OhNoSheTwitnt A roofer harassed my 13 year old and we cornered him and made him call his mom and tell her what he did. Th…
• Sat, 12:03: RT @ TychoBrahe: They need to stop all production until we can figure out what's going on https://t.co/h1MI1xewxx
• Sat, 12:04: RT @ flavorjudgedraw: https://t.co/pkt7HWC93d
• Sat, 12:05: RT @ Nash076: There are literally people who don't understand it's called "COVID-19" because it's a coronavirus catalogued in 2019. That's…
• Sat, 12:08: RT @ KeeganNYC: NYPD officers arrested a guy with a BLM sticker on his helmet, didn't realize his phone was recording, were recorded braggin…
• Sat, 12:08: RT @ AlexMaltun: @ KeeganNYC This is why when cops threaten to quit whenever a progressive mayor gets elected, we should let them. They’re th…
• Sat, 12:10: RT @ PleasantKenobi: I do find it funny that Magic now has all this crossover content, sets, promos, mechanically unique stuff, but its for…
• Sat, 12:15: RT @ ghirapurigears: oh wow. since you 'cast' the backsides of battles, they can be countered or interacted with like any other spell being…
• Sat, 12:19: RT @ remygryph: two things can be true simultaneously: 1. fursuit makers' prices are their own business, if you can't afford it, tough shit…
• Sat, 12:20: RT @ GreatCheshire: I’ve been trying to figure out why the quips in Dungeons and Dragons feel different than the quips one sees in lesser MC…

• Sat, 12:20: RT @ GreatCheshire: It really did remind me of what made the original Guardians of the Galaxy so fresh, and to a lesser extent that original…
• Sat, 12:25: RT @ adamtotscomix: Wedding Mirrors (1/3) https://t.co/JVPo7cBNxC
• Sat, 12:25: RT @ Gritty20202: "based on your browsing history" https://t.co/m1BK7oLkEr
• Sat, 12:30: RT @ JoJoFromJerz: Dear Ma & Pa MAGA, ‘If they can do it to trump they can do it to you too…’ is whole lotta hooey. No one is ‘coming for…
• Sat, 12:31: RT @ PleaseBeGneiss: that’s what the check mark was for… https://t.co/GlsSkcXT7s
• Sat, 12:33: RT @ JOMguar: @ PleaseBeGneiss Trying to see if someone is real in Elons twitter https://t.co/SVJ2BVNkol
• Sat, 12:35: RT @ TerribleMaps: https://t.co/n16qkyslA2
• Sat, 12:37: RT @ Gritty20202: what're those rates without tips? 🤔 https://t.co/Am0amdCc6d
• Sat, 12:39: RT @ ask_aubry: So is he going to get new 'milk' every time she reaches 30? Leo is that you? https://t.co/CFtkp7r3JZ
• Sat, 12:39: RT @ EliotHiggins: Genius invents Twitter verification https://t.co/tRImgYQhCZ

• Sat, 12:40: RT @ ask_aubry: This is how dad looks when he goes to chemo every 21 days. He's immunocompromised. But hey, but masks are optional though.…
• Sat, 12:40: RT @ Nash076: "He'll just stop hosting Twitter in Germany and problem solved." Well, no. The fine doesn't just go away. He'll still owe it…
• Sat, 12:44: RT @ RosewattaStone: Halo Forager #GoogleTranslatesMTG #MTGMOM Original: https://t.co/QchY1TSWBu https://t.co/FbMMUtVPKV
• Sat, 12:44: RT @ RoborosewaterM: Infernal Habit, Discord submission by @ TheRemixer124 #MagicTheGathering #AiArtwork https://t.co/53uaGrbJ9E
• Sat, 12:45: RT @ Ranting_Trans: We've reached such terminal capitalism where the heart warming story is now "orphan crushing machine running smoothly af…
• Sat, 12:46: RT @ Imposter_Edits: More proof that your 2nd amendment rights don't exist. Just before midnight Wednesday night Police in Farmington, New M…
• Sat, 12:47: RT @ teachbk: on attendance parties: rewarding children for having strong immune systems is ableist rewarding children for having access t…
• Sat, 12:51: RT @ SatWcomic: Scotland has talked about wanting to become a Nordic country, so the Nordics can be a bit protective of him. https://t.co/ko…
• Sat, 12:52: RT @ BFryback: Concrete $150 Rebar $150 Structural steel $800 Downspouts $3,600 MEP $200 someone who is good at the construction please hel…
• Sat, 12:54: RT @ listenerelf: Card names that are accidentally really good insults. Go. https://t.co/jka3yxSTQt

• Sat, 12:54: RT @ davenewworld_2: The fentanyl trafficker in charge of the San Jose police union has finally been fired. Joanne Marian Segovia is such a…
• Sat, 12:55: RT @ ZenOfDesign: The audacity to Marvel to refer to the Infinity War as 'the one where half the heroes die' is not only insulting. It's a p…
• Sat, 12:55: RT @ PleasantKenobi: Looks like Secret Lair as a product line is whatever they want, whenever they need it, without much consistency. It is…
• Sat, 12:56: RT @ ask_aubry: Dude: "You're a little sister to me" 🫤 https://t.co/BDgkIxljgL
• Sat, 12:58: RT @ SeanaKellyRW: @ ask_aubry The way these guys go from 0-100rage while engaged in a stream-of-consciousness texting saga is so odd. The th…
• Sat, 12:59: RT @ ask_aubry: He needs to be on all the lists. https://t.co/63i70vUrZK
• Sat, 13:02: RT @ ask_aubry: Dude: Dating is so easy for women. Just pick one of hundreds of Nice Guys™ on the app. And what's on the app: Jonathon http…
• Sat, 13:03: RT @ oldenoughtosay: sometimes i get mad about stereotypes about the south and then i read about the sitting TN state senator who admitted t…
• Sat, 13:03: RT @ halomancer1: he is now paying for memes and then reposting them instead of just using the damn retweet button https://t.co/ADpRvvi4mt
• Sat, 13:05: RT @ YIMBYLAND: THE HORROR https://t.co/pOeRDpZ0Ki

• Sat, 13:05: RT @ Gritty20202: Americans could use some French lessons https://t.co/lJ5zBM3bWX
• Sat, 13:05: RT @ Boenau: We're not prepared for Baby Boomers aging. 🚨 Up to 40 million 80 year-olds are going to be driving everywhere b/c that's the…
• Sat, 13:07: RT @ drmistercody: https://t.co/WMNAxTVGc1
• Sat, 13:10: RT @ drmistercody: This was inevitable, but my god it is still so fucking funny.
• Sat, 13:12: RT @ AmericanFietser: Pyramid Scheme Financially Sound https://t.co/b4sLBH1PC3
• Sat, 13:13: RT @ bhennrich: If you live in a state that does not allow you to go camping, I will find a way to get you to a safe camp site in Washington…
• Sat, 13:13: RT @ NotPotBol: This was too much of a banger to not retweet https://t.co/j1euwgOAz1
• Sat, 13:14: RT @ J4Years: “Witnesses testified that Foster had been pushing his black, quadruple-amputee fiancée’s wheelchair and had never raised his a…
• Sat, 13:14: RT @ wrath_776: extremely dystopian to scroll through social media and see covid cautious folks sharing studies and personal experiences of…
• Sat, 13:15: RT @ JUNlPER: i’m not trying to be dramatic but catturd is probably easily one of the dumbest twitter users of all of history

• Sat, 13:16: RT @ maximillian_alv: Weird and bizarrely framed article (that doesn't cite a single worker)... https://t.co/iGfv7bgxru
• Sat, 13:17: RT @ epicdndmemes: #dnd #ttrpg https://t.co/6F5ttHpP29
• Sat, 13:18: RT @ halomancer1: lmao https://t.co/jbgVmW1Vdm
• Sat, 13:18: RT @ RespectfulMemes: https://t.co/dgQyWH3c3Y
• Sat, 13:18: RT @ the_moviebob: James Mangold like: https://t.co/usfose8oDS
• Sat, 13:24: RT @ xkcd: Paleontology Museum https://t.co/MbaDxw5Hty https://t.co/fuPqmx9Cd5
• Sat, 13:25: RT @ tallntran: i think about this all the time. he really just put a napkin over his gun and it was like the second fuckin coming of sun tz…
• Sat, 13:25: RT @ WholesomeMeme: https://t.co/SkMlfiVkUk
• Sat, 13:26: RT @ johannamation: This. You want ornamental architecture to come back? You want Victorian-levels of decorative opulence in your homes and…
• Sat, 13:27: RT @ wrath_776: I keep having meetings that when I refuse to attend in person I am told it is covid safe but then when I join on zoom no one…

• Sat, 13:27: RT @ bethbourdon: i’m just really disturbed to learn active shooter instructions are on the back of student IDs
• Sat, 13:27: RT @ ShitpostGate: https://t.co/U9VZEKsez6
• Sat, 13:29: RT @ malki: the advertisers have returned to Twitter https://t.co/SK5JT6Rmyj
• Sat, 13:31: RT @ pawdugan: TIL that you can make pancakes in the rice cooker https://t.co/vYhZ4tGtuC
• Sat, 13:37: RT @ soledadobrien: Wasn't ad hominem. He dismantled you on live tv. Painful for you, I'm sure. But--that's what happened.
• Sat, 13:37: RT @ JortsTheCat: Can’t believe this guy went into a healthcare facility without a mask https://t.co/Lj9IP91fdj
• Sat, 13:39: RT @ eBridget: yall, hear me out if we keep playing video games and watching porn, the next industry we can kill is the military industrial…
• Sat, 13:41: RT @ epicdndmemes: #dnd #ttrpg https://t.co/r01qPDdQgm
• Sat, 13:41: RT @ mtg_malone: Pure freaking gold! https://t.co/EEIVhVgdOE
• Sat, 13:48: RT @ chantz_y: The removal of masks in healthcare settings will increase the stigma & bullying of those who choose to mask in any public spa…

• Sat, 14:11: RT @ BAanandha: @ WholesomeMeme https://t.co/L81Zoa8n6e
• Sat, 14:14: RT @ strike_dr: https://t.co/1sLsR3cpLG
• Sat, 14:15: RT @ SusanArendt: I mean, put aside for a second the fact the video games can provide mental stimulation AND community…this is a baffling ta…
• Sat, 14:19: Guys who still watch TV in their 40s: will they ever stop? Thirty years from now, at the end of their life, will they be in a nursing home doing the same thing? The image is so off-putting. Guys who still read books in their 40s: will they ever stop? Thirty years from now... https://t.co/Pvh7dMSfO9
• Sat, 14:22: RT @ strike_dr: https://t.co/AmXuD22QNs
• Sat, 14:51: https://t.co/3tPBTItO3S
• Sat, 14:52: RT @ JonTetrino: So the last time Kratos dealt with anything involving Fate it didn't go well for the latter. Shall we see what happens this…
• Sat, 14:53: RT @ Stabbytabbycat: Did I mention I turned 45 in March. https://t.co/FTzClaJxpF
• Sat, 15:32: RT @ ZandEngel: @ fayemikah It's okay if they're important in their own heads https://t.co/718g5NNA59
• Sat, 16:03: RT @ ask_aubry: Why is he so offended for guys he doesn't know from the Internet? https://t.co/zUfgzaxrXL

• Sat, 16:04: RT @ sheabsullivan: @ ask_aubry Because he secretly wants to be more than friends and here she is on a dating app rejecting 99% of profiles w…
• Sat, 16:04: RT @ WhimsicalBadass: @ ask_aubry He ain't her friend and he wants to date her. He's big mad that he's now made it up in his head that she'll…
• Sat, 16:11: RT @ Gritty20202: https://t.co/QnB9GN7hor
• Sat, 16:12: RT @ TheMcKenziest: Oh my god https://t.co/27WKlgSqBP
• Sat, 16:20: RT @ BroAyoWhat: @ TheMcKenziest The assisted living my dad was in before he died didn't take medicare at all and costed about 4k a month. Th…
• Sat, 16:21: RT @ delaneykingrox: The guy never seems to show up.
• Sat, 16:21: RT @ the_moviebob: I'm not sure if these "people" are making it impossible to ever show my face as an adult fan of the Mario franchise again…
• Sat, 16:23: RT @ SwiftOnSecurity: It's been my conclusion no cameras inside the house unless you use a completely isolated physical system. I use use cl…
• Sat, 16:24: RT @ amandalhu: "If ventilation mattered, why aren't places upgrading theirs?" Well, I had my Aranet with me while out and about this week a…
• Sat, 16:25: RT @ WaitingOnBiden: Biden's views on human rights seem to change based on whether or not it's campaign season. https://t.co/y5bM0rXnLE

• Sat, 16:27: RT @ GetColorGames: Playtesting tonight was a blast as usual, but found a handful of more bugs I want fixed before launch. Thinking about pu…
• Sat, 16:29: RT @ JenMsft: He's unstable and the features aren't fleshed out yet - get me a male that's closer to production quality https://t.co/0Ig74oh…
• Sat, 16:29: RT @ PleasantKenobi: It is weird that we get cross over cosmetics, but not the cards, on Arena right? Street Fighter sleeves, no cards. Li…
• Sat, 16:30: RT @ adamjohnsonNYC: https://t.co/lLZjXQAqw8
• Sat, 16:30: RT @ DynamoSuperX: I didn't know jack black was in star wars. also, the twitter fact check is crazy. https://t.co/3RUq9Q1l43
• Sat, 16:32: RT @ Ranting_Trans: Hey if you're a trans fem that feels dysphoric after finding a piece of clothing looks bad on you, don't worry that's ju…
• Sat, 16:32: RT @ WerewolfWonders: @ Ranting_Trans this tumblr post is old as balls, but honestly? it rings true even now https://t.co/whJEnJgbEV
• Sat, 16:33: RT @ HumansNoContext: https://t.co/50bwzBxx2a
• Sat, 16:36: RT @ the_moviebob: Guys FFS The Armorer *literally* asked the only other regularly-appearing main character in the series since the FIRST ep…
• Sat, 16:38: RT @ hankgreen: Y'all don't need me for this one.

• Sat, 17:35: Just saw an ad that was SO bad. Playing my mobile game, I got an ad, as usual, but this time, it was for one of those AI "art" apps. The avatar said "I can paint your CRAZIEST ideas." Simulated prompt: "girl with rugby ball" ... If that's your "craziest" idea, get out more.
• Sat, 17:35: RT @ RoborosewaterM: Firetoll to the Trial, Discord submission by Saltyplumsoda #MagicTheGathering #AiArtwork https://t.co/2OGCpfwkpV
• Sat, 17:36: RT @ JenMsft: This isn't a git repo, it's a loom https://t.co/fpAkgKF1fD
• Sat, 17:37: RT @ moppius: Sometimes the Git repository branch history view for @ UnrealEngine in Fork looks like modern art! https://t.co/5V1XJJCOEM
• Sat, 17:37: RT @ Mistah_FixIt: *sigh* It happened again @ Nash076 - Surprisingly, NOT WarThunder this time.
• Sat, 17:38: RT @ ask_aubry: I hate this meme so much, but the inaccuracy makes it so much worse. https://t.co/HUFU7Foj5q