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[admiral_trouser]

A million-and-one things have happened since I last updated, if only because I have neglected my own journal while scouring over others for sheer lack of things to do. I've been wondering how to tackle this update for a while now, and previous drafts have simply failed to do my required standards justice. This worries me because I've never actualy

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[lexy_taylor]

I TOLD YOU THAT YOU'RE GAY!

ahem..and you dont have amanda wallpapers like i dont have breasts...
"Exquisite breasts"

[admiral_trouser]

I am so not gay. I am the anti-gay. I turn homosexual men straight merely by breathing in there presence. Really.

AT :)

[shattered_unit]

dan that was kind've a gay thing to say.

[admiral_trouser]

...sorry, did you say something? I was too busy smelling of worms.

AT >_

[shattered_unit]

sorry i forgot,
smelling of worms and being gay must be hard for you.

LOVE xxxx

[admiral_trouser]

Yes, you all place so many hard expectations on me, sometimes the pressure just crushes me...

/emo