STOP The Insanity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I recommend sterilization)
Super Whore Britney Spears is knocked up again! Kevin Federline's sperm is like the black plague. I feel like I need to take a pregnancy test, the way he's tossin that shit all over the place!!! Here he has a 7 month old with Whorezilla, who he has been married to for a year and 7 months, but he also has a 3 year old and a one year old with his former fiance, the poor sap who Sluterella stole him from while she was knocked up with their second (notice a trend, I'd watch out miss Brit). Did you know she even bought her engagment ring for him to propose with? Sorry, but famouse people are stupid and addictive. Speaking of which, the Anti-Christ has touched down as Tom and Katie welcome their little devil spawn Scientoligy experiment to the planet. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!?!?