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--Maybe it was Doom -- Or Merlin. I swear if that senile old wizard trapped me in this multi-colored Hell, I'm going to --

No, no, it's not Hell. I've been to Hell, it had a better color scheme. And Howard was there -- Oh God I hope Howard isn't here ...No son of mine...

Mm, no no no no no focus

What the hell is --Computer

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[kanscientist]

Personally, I've always found the decoration in my world's Hell rather tasteful ♥

The network's limitations can be frustrating, yes... I have some other software lying around, but the reason the internet is so limited here is that...we're it. This world's population consists entirely of the people in this village and those who brought us here.

[admin_starknet]

Mm, the, uh, "Manager" of the Hell I visited was a fan of M.C. Escher to say the least...

The entire world? How many of us are there? And who did bring us here?

[kanscientist]

Mh, EnMaChou tended to at least pretend it conformed to the basic rules of physics... Whoever did the architecture was fond of very solid lines. And eternally-blossoming sakura trees.

A few dozen, all told. And you have the Hibou to blame or thank for it, as you see fit. Mutant owls with supernatural powers enough to create this world and confine us all within it, to say nothing of the curses...

[admin_starknet]

Mutant owls?

Good Lord, it takes mutant, interdimensional teleporting owls to bring about the epiphany of exactly how jaded one is. All told, mutant owls is relatively...normal compared to some of the other things I've come across over the years...

[kanscientist]

Really?

Do tell ♥

[admin_starknet]

Oh, let's see...aside from the wide variety of supervillians, there's been the time travel, aliens, Godzilla, the God of Death, and a couple intergalactic destroyers of worlds, including one made entirely out of soul-sucking eyeballs.

[kanscientist]

...All right, you have me on the last one. Our cosmic menaces are typically a little bit easier to take seriously.

The God of Death? The department's understaffed enough as it is; I can't imagine one person trying to do it all.

[admin_starknet]

Well, I suppose a God of Death. Another thing I've learned is that I hate magic.

[kanscientist]

I find it best not to make such sweeping generalizations~ Magic is only as good or as troublesome as the person wielding it. Usually.

[admin_starknet]

Magic goes against everything scientific! and everything that makes sense to me...

[kanscientist]

As a Death God and a scientist, I very much beg to differ.

[admin_starknet]

Mmm, I've accepted magic on a certain level, but I try to avoid it when I can.

[kanscientist]

Well, that's fair. Each to his own ♥

[admin_starknet]

Yes, I've run across many a breed in my years (as I've already mentioned). Like I said, I've accepted them as is.

[kanscientist]

Good to hear~

So, a man of science? What's your specialty, or do you prefer not to get tied down?

[admin_starknet]

Mostly engineering, mechanics, physics, anything dealing with technology really. What about yourself?