OK, I don't usually do these. In fact, I never have. But I thought this one was too awesome to pass up.
Idea "borrowed" from
thuribrandybuck (with changes because I am an Obsessive-Compulsive Cunty Grammar Nazi, or OCCGN if you prefer):
Invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it's something that never happened. Then, of course, post this to your journal and see what false memories of you your friends would like to have.
Is anyone else, by the way, turned on by how Marcel-Proust-Au Recherche du Temps Perdu this whole thing is????
Or is that just me?