Review: The Vampire Diaries 3x21 Before Sunset
Um... Guys?!
[I need to call in a ]
*headslaps the boys*
Has any one of you Salvatores actually listened to what Elena says?
She said she can't pick because she doesn't want to lose either of you. So what you establish in reaction is... a pact to MAKE SURE that if she does pick, she WILL lose one of you.
Ergo. Now she's never gonna pick!
Come on, guys. You have a history of sacrifising yourselves for each other. Why stop now? Why just, one more time, be miserable for her. Like you've done, since day one. By that I mean "If she picks you, I'll stay. I'll shut up about it and be happy for you. Hey, how many strippers do you want for your bachelor party?"
No?
Too hard?
Alright, then.
I'm surprised, really... Damon, you're the first one to make the "how many desecated hybrids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" joke... But, in reaction to "I can't pick." you didn't go "Threesome, anyone?" right away? Dude, you disapoint me.
After all, it's just what y'all been doing for over a year now... except without the fun. *headdesk*
[I need to call in a ]
*headslaps the boys*
Has any one of you Salvatores actually listened to what Elena says?
She said she can't pick because she doesn't want to lose either of you. So what you establish in reaction is... a pact to MAKE SURE that if she does pick, she WILL lose one of you.
Ergo. Now she's never gonna pick!
Come on, guys. You have a history of sacrifising yourselves for each other. Why stop now? Why just, one more time, be miserable for her. Like you've done, since day one. By that I mean "If she picks you, I'll stay. I'll shut up about it and be happy for you. Hey, how many strippers do you want for your bachelor party?"
No?
Too hard?
Alright, then.
I'm surprised, really... Damon, you're the first one to make the "how many desecated hybrids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" joke... But, in reaction to "I can't pick." you didn't go "Threesome, anyone?" right away? Dude, you disapoint me.
After all, it's just what y'all been doing for over a year now... except without the fun. *headdesk*