Fic: The things you’ll find at Mike’s parties
I had a pretty shitty end of day, so my sharing this with you guys is more an effort and also more vital than it was before.
Remember how I said I love my brain for all the super fanfic worthy dreams it gives me? Well, I made this one a real fic. Just because I found it so great when I woke up. Not my usual work.
Hm, so, just so we’re clear, I guess, when I dreamt I wasn’t Daneel, but I was in her place.
Title: The things you’ll find at Mike’s parties
Fandom: rps
Author: Adja999
Pairing/Character: Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, Chris Kane, Daneel, Genevieve, mentions of others (namely, Steve, Mike and Tom).
Word Count: 1,018
Rating: Uh… NC-17?
Summary: I really can’t tell
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: Own them? I wish.
Jared wanders away from the party and seeks the bathroom. A little too much beer will do that to your bladder. He idly wonders where his friends are. He was so deep in conversation with Genevieve and Misha that he lost track of Jen, and oh, there’s Steve. And Mike and Tom. Well, all’s not lost, right? The loft isn’t that big anyway. He will eventually bump into - or, y’know, fall asleep on - someone he knows.
He makes a turn and alters when he hears sounds of people kissing and whispering. Hm, maybe he should take another route to the bathroom. Or, maybe find a potted flower or something. Ooh! Off the balcony, like Mike does.
That’s when he hears the words, and somehow, his feet get interested and refuse to move away.
A guy is humming low. “I really… really dig that.” He purrs.
There’s a soft chuckle. “I’ll show you what else I can do with that tongue stud.”
“Oh, but I already-…”
“I said… else.” The girl insists on the word and Jared’s eyebrows shoot up. Oh.
Apparently, the guy has the same reaction. “Oh…” and then he laughs.
And then she laughs.
And then Jared’s heart stops.
It can’t be.
She wouldn’t… He wouldn’t!
They…
No way!
He rounds the corner and there they are… Chris and Daneel, leaning close and fucking groping each other, Chris’ weight pressing her into the wall.
Jared feels sick.
They stop kissing upon seeing him and Daneel gasps. But they only look surprised, not a bit guilty. Like maybe there’s an alternate universe in which what they’re doing is not way wrong.
Jensen is here, dammit.
“Jared…” Chris starts, but Jared takes a step forward and the set of his jaw makes Chris go silent again, steeling himself for whatever angry, righteous tirade or punch is coming.
“So I was thinking-…” Jensen’s voice carries from behind the corner before he actually appears, obviously finishing to pull up his fly. From somewhere behind him, comes the sound of a toilet flush.
He pauses upon seeing the couple, then their faces, then he looks over at Jared and his expression is one of shock.
Daneel looks between him and Jared, then at Chris. That fucker hasn’t moved.
“Huh.” Jensen lets out, and this sets the group in motion.
Chris drops his hand from Daneel’s hip and takes a step back. “I should…”
“Wait.” Jensen calls. He eyes Jared for a second then moves over to kiss Daneel briefly, his hand coming to brush the back of her neck and her naked shoulders. Then he meets Chris’s eyes and Jared can’t get what the fuck is going on. Jensen considers him for a while and looks back at Chris. “You should go.” He decides. “I’ll take a cab and meet you in a few. Jared and I… need to talk.”
Yes. Jared’s got that feeling too.
He knows Jensen likes guys. And girls.
Is this… Are Jensen and Dani actually doing the PR thing? Did Jensen feel the need to do it even for Jared’s benefit? What the-…
Chris and Daneel nod and start going, but Jensen catches Chris’ hand. “Hey.” He says softly, with a secret smile. “Save me some.”
“Huh.” Chris grins back. “Tell that to Dani. She said she’s gonna do her tongue thing.”
Jensen’s eyebrows shoot up and, even from where he stands, Jared can see the heat that flares in his eyes. He pulls Chris close and kisses him.
It couldn’t be confused with a friend’s playful kiss. It’s not deep, no tongue, but it’s firm and it lasts more than a peck. Chris lets out a low groan and it’s obvious they’ve done this before.
When Jensen pulls away he smiles at him. “You’re gonna weep.”
“Can’t wait.” Chris jokes and jogs off after Dani.
When Jensen turns around, he looks hesitant, although still wearing a small satisfied smirk. He tucks his hands in his pockets and walks up to his best friend.
“So… how long have you been fucking Chris?” Jared asks, blunt and little miffed.
“Actually…. Most of the time, Chris is fucking me.” Jensen attacks right back, tone gentle. He just knows how to handle Jared. Shock him right out of his anger.
It works. It seems to be just enough of TMI. “Wh-… what?”
“I’ve never… hidden this from you, Jay. I’m bi. I like guys too. And, well, sometimes when I’m with a girl for a long time I miss it.” He chuckles. “I mean, boy, the girl is gifted, I wasn’t kidding about weeping earlier but… yeah… I miss the…” he gestures vaguely at Jared’s torso, spreads his hands to encompass the width of his friend.
“...bulk?”
Jensen laughs. “Yeah. The bulk.”
Jared processes. He’s still a little hurt. He’ll tell Jensen so later, when he’s sure how long he’s been in the dark and that Jensen knows he really doesn’t care who he’s with as long as he’s happy. “So… Chris.”
“Yep.”
“And Dani’s okay with that?”
“Oh, hell man, it was her idea. She got us both drunk so we’d agree.” Jensen laughs, then his face falls to serious. “Girls are right when they say guys are uptight bitches, you know?”
Jared laughs. “Tell me about it.”
“Oh… but I’ll tell you about it.” Genevieve slides her arms around Jared’s waist from behind and snakes her hands low toward his belt.
Jensen grins at her. She winks back.
“So, I guess you knew, huh?” Jensen says.
Genevieve giggles and slides under Jared’s arm. “Oh, aren’t you adorable.” She smiles. “Dani and I know everything about the two of you.”
Jared makes a sound at that. Half between a sneering ‘ha’ and a whimper because she might just be right.
She looks up at him and slips her hand under his shirt, scratching his stomach slightly, making his muscles flutter. “I know what you’re thinking, baby.”
Jared swallows, and looks up at Jensen. “You know. I think she’s actually Ruby, sometimes.”
His best friend chuckles.
“Can we join?” she asks him, as if they’re talking about grabbing diner.
Jensen looks interested, meets Jared’s eyes. “You wanna?”
Jared blinks. He might be a little drunk. Maybe he’s hallucinating.
Still, the answer will always be the same.
“Hell yeah.”
XXXX
So yeah... I woke up then. Which is good, you know... because I was able to go to work without having to take a cold shower before.
Remember how I said I love my brain for all the super fanfic worthy dreams it gives me? Well, I made this one a real fic. Just because I found it so great when I woke up. Not my usual work.
Hm, so, just so we’re clear, I guess, when I dreamt I wasn’t Daneel, but I was in her place.
Title: The things you’ll find at Mike’s parties
Fandom: rps
Author: Adja999
Pairing/Character: Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, Chris Kane, Daneel, Genevieve, mentions of others (namely, Steve, Mike and Tom).
Word Count: 1,018
Rating: Uh… NC-17?
Summary: I really can’t tell
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: Own them? I wish.
Jared wanders away from the party and seeks the bathroom. A little too much beer will do that to your bladder. He idly wonders where his friends are. He was so deep in conversation with Genevieve and Misha that he lost track of Jen, and oh, there’s Steve. And Mike and Tom. Well, all’s not lost, right? The loft isn’t that big anyway. He will eventually bump into - or, y’know, fall asleep on - someone he knows.
He makes a turn and alters when he hears sounds of people kissing and whispering. Hm, maybe he should take another route to the bathroom. Or, maybe find a potted flower or something. Ooh! Off the balcony, like Mike does.
That’s when he hears the words, and somehow, his feet get interested and refuse to move away.
A guy is humming low. “I really… really dig that.” He purrs.
There’s a soft chuckle. “I’ll show you what else I can do with that tongue stud.”
“Oh, but I already-…”
“I said… else.” The girl insists on the word and Jared’s eyebrows shoot up. Oh.
Apparently, the guy has the same reaction. “Oh…” and then he laughs.
And then she laughs.
And then Jared’s heart stops.
It can’t be.
She wouldn’t… He wouldn’t!
They…
No way!
He rounds the corner and there they are… Chris and Daneel, leaning close and fucking groping each other, Chris’ weight pressing her into the wall.
Jared feels sick.
They stop kissing upon seeing him and Daneel gasps. But they only look surprised, not a bit guilty. Like maybe there’s an alternate universe in which what they’re doing is not way wrong.
Jensen is here, dammit.
“Jared…” Chris starts, but Jared takes a step forward and the set of his jaw makes Chris go silent again, steeling himself for whatever angry, righteous tirade or punch is coming.
“So I was thinking-…” Jensen’s voice carries from behind the corner before he actually appears, obviously finishing to pull up his fly. From somewhere behind him, comes the sound of a toilet flush.
He pauses upon seeing the couple, then their faces, then he looks over at Jared and his expression is one of shock.
Daneel looks between him and Jared, then at Chris. That fucker hasn’t moved.
“Huh.” Jensen lets out, and this sets the group in motion.
Chris drops his hand from Daneel’s hip and takes a step back. “I should…”
“Wait.” Jensen calls. He eyes Jared for a second then moves over to kiss Daneel briefly, his hand coming to brush the back of her neck and her naked shoulders. Then he meets Chris’s eyes and Jared can’t get what the fuck is going on. Jensen considers him for a while and looks back at Chris. “You should go.” He decides. “I’ll take a cab and meet you in a few. Jared and I… need to talk.”
Yes. Jared’s got that feeling too.
He knows Jensen likes guys. And girls.
Is this… Are Jensen and Dani actually doing the PR thing? Did Jensen feel the need to do it even for Jared’s benefit? What the-…
Chris and Daneel nod and start going, but Jensen catches Chris’ hand. “Hey.” He says softly, with a secret smile. “Save me some.”
“Huh.” Chris grins back. “Tell that to Dani. She said she’s gonna do her tongue thing.”
Jensen’s eyebrows shoot up and, even from where he stands, Jared can see the heat that flares in his eyes. He pulls Chris close and kisses him.
It couldn’t be confused with a friend’s playful kiss. It’s not deep, no tongue, but it’s firm and it lasts more than a peck. Chris lets out a low groan and it’s obvious they’ve done this before.
When Jensen pulls away he smiles at him. “You’re gonna weep.”
“Can’t wait.” Chris jokes and jogs off after Dani.
When Jensen turns around, he looks hesitant, although still wearing a small satisfied smirk. He tucks his hands in his pockets and walks up to his best friend.
“So… how long have you been fucking Chris?” Jared asks, blunt and little miffed.
“Actually…. Most of the time, Chris is fucking me.” Jensen attacks right back, tone gentle. He just knows how to handle Jared. Shock him right out of his anger.
It works. It seems to be just enough of TMI. “Wh-… what?”
“I’ve never… hidden this from you, Jay. I’m bi. I like guys too. And, well, sometimes when I’m with a girl for a long time I miss it.” He chuckles. “I mean, boy, the girl is gifted, I wasn’t kidding about weeping earlier but… yeah… I miss the…” he gestures vaguely at Jared’s torso, spreads his hands to encompass the width of his friend.
“...bulk?”
Jensen laughs. “Yeah. The bulk.”
Jared processes. He’s still a little hurt. He’ll tell Jensen so later, when he’s sure how long he’s been in the dark and that Jensen knows he really doesn’t care who he’s with as long as he’s happy. “So… Chris.”
“Yep.”
“And Dani’s okay with that?”
“Oh, hell man, it was her idea. She got us both drunk so we’d agree.” Jensen laughs, then his face falls to serious. “Girls are right when they say guys are uptight bitches, you know?”
Jared laughs. “Tell me about it.”
“Oh… but I’ll tell you about it.” Genevieve slides her arms around Jared’s waist from behind and snakes her hands low toward his belt.
Jensen grins at her. She winks back.
“So, I guess you knew, huh?” Jensen says.
Genevieve giggles and slides under Jared’s arm. “Oh, aren’t you adorable.” She smiles. “Dani and I know everything about the two of you.”
Jared makes a sound at that. Half between a sneering ‘ha’ and a whimper because she might just be right.
She looks up at him and slips her hand under his shirt, scratching his stomach slightly, making his muscles flutter. “I know what you’re thinking, baby.”
Jared swallows, and looks up at Jensen. “You know. I think she’s actually Ruby, sometimes.”
His best friend chuckles.
“Can we join?” she asks him, as if they’re talking about grabbing diner.
Jensen looks interested, meets Jared’s eyes. “You wanna?”
Jared blinks. He might be a little drunk. Maybe he’s hallucinating.
Still, the answer will always be the same.
“Hell yeah.”
XXXX
So yeah... I woke up then. Which is good, you know... because I was able to go to work without having to take a cold shower before.